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6/15/2016 9:48:22 PM
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It's okay, I can relate. I watched my dad slice my mom in half, AFTER I DIED, and I had to gestate again for nine months, and I was conscious while doing it...
It must have been awful like that... how would a clone have overridden his orders?
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[i]Especially Order 66... This is strange. I don't even know the year in my galaxy anymore. Is the Emperor dead and- wait... how do you know about Skywalker?[/i]
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*Mortar looks at you as if you were joking* It... he was a character in a film in the 70s on Earth called Star Wars. That is strange. In the movie, Vader killed him, I think, I haven't seen it long, but then Vader died, but his son is still alive and well.
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[i]WHAT? There's a movie based off of the events in my life? Who did this? Either this is the biggest coincidence in the entire universe, or the maker of the film was there![/i]
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Umm... movie[i]s[/i], and, the guy's name was George Lucas, you know the guy?
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[i]No... no I dont...[/i] [spoiler]Oh crap I just broke the universe.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Don't worry, Duct Tape can fix anything.[/spoiler] I think I have the first one that was made on my phone.
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[i]What? Here, let me see![/i][b]Brady grabs your phone, then begins to watch Episode IV.[/b][i]What? I remember this! I was there![/i]
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Wait, you were? But surely Han Solo didn't look like Harrison Ford. *This is awesome, Mortar thinks*
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[i]No, that's actually what he looked like! He did some odd jobs for me back in the day![/i]
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Damn, this IS awesome. What did he do for you?
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[i]He may have helped me steal a particularly expensive ship from Jabba...[/i]
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Damn, that's cool. Now you're gonna tell me Spaceballs is real. Where's Pizza the Hutt? Where's Lone Star? I'm sorry, this is a lot to take in.
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[i]Who? Why is this entertaining to you? Do you not realize that the story of people I knew was recorded?[/i]
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I'm not finding this entertaining, This is just a lot to take in, I loved the Star Wars movies, and knowing it was real...
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[i]And talking to someone from it. I get it.[/i]
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Okay, calm down Mortar... So... What about Skywalker?
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Anakin and I may or may not be related...
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Alright, NOW I want to know more
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[i]I think he's like a step cousin or something.[/i]
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Damn, that's cool. Wait, how old are you? Do you have any way to get there?
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[i]In Earth years? No idea. I need those Force ingots to repair my hyperdrive and get back, but I really don't need to right now.[/i][i]I'd rather stay here. Odd how Mandalore gets his own city, yet there's already a planet named Mandalore... anyway, thanks for... you know.. that. Still looking for Jaeger though. JT told me to look for him.[/i]
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Oh. I don't know that guy, but I'll find you if I get a lead
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[i]Thanks, Mortar.[/i]
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No problem, Brady.
