So, earlier i was riding my bike down this trail. Me being dumb, i leaned backward a bit while going down hill and my phone fell out of my pocket. As i realize it fell out their is this lady that picks it up. Me thinking that she will return it; she starts to run off with it. (Keep in mind, she is a a little on the heavy side and i have a bike). So i start to chase her down. As soon as i catch up to her, i do some Tokyo drift shit and end up right in front of her. She plowed into me and the bike and she fell down and i was able to jump off at the last second and stumbled away. I get my phone from her and get away TLDR Fat chick tried to steal my phone. Didnt work out to well for her