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6/14/2016 3:14:18 PM
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Someone tried to steal my phone but failed
So, earlier i was riding my bike down this trail. Me being dumb, i leaned backward a bit while going down hill and my phone fell out of my pocket. As i realize it fell out their is this lady that picks it up. Me thinking that she will return it; she starts to run off with it. (Keep in mind, she is a a little on the heavy side and i have a bike). So i start to chase her down. As soon as i catch up to her, i do some Tokyo drift shit and end up right in front of her. She plowed into me and the bike and she fell down and i was able to jump off at the last second and stumbled away. I get my phone from her and get away
TLDR Fat chick tried to steal my phone. Didnt work out to well for her
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You did her a favor. If she kept running, she could have had a heart attack. You stopped a crime and saved a life. Good for you, man.
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She stole your phone? Why, instead of violence you should've called the cops!
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Should have yelled "GET DUNKED ON!" Then do a dance. With the phone.
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1 RespuestaShould have teabagged her. Lmao
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I love it when instant karma and fat people falling hold hands in a story.
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4 RespuestasYou should have continued to run over each of her limbs and once she's had enough pain, stomp on her throat until the last breath.
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3 RespuestasWhat if she had stolen your bike? [spoiler]gg[/spoiler]
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You see fat people are like cows, me being fat myself, one little push and we go down
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Should've bashed her head in with the phone as soon as you took it back.
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4 RespuestasJust wait till she says that she never stole your phone, and you ran into her for no reason. Then follows up with suing you for emotional distress. Sorry I used to work in the Insurance industry, so I've become a little paranoid and jaded. Glad you at least got your phone back.
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1 Respuesta*Gaz voice* mission failed, we'll get em' next time
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3 RespuestasWhile chasing her you should've yelled "YOU'RE FAT STOP RESISTING"
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2 RespuestasShe started running downhill with the phone? If she tripped you could have yelled "ROCKSLIDE!!!" Or something like that
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9 Respuestas
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Dammit! I should've hired a better mugger....
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1 RespuestaShoulda beat her up
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I wish someone would steal my car
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5 RespuestasWelp you gave her the exercise she needed. You should let her steal your phone 3 days a week
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When you're eating with bae at mcdōnaldés and she grabds your donker under the table [spoiler]~( ͡0 ͜>°)~~ woah buckaroonie[/spoiler]
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You shoulda yelled at her made her feel bad
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Mission is a failure regroup and try again
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2 RespuestasSo wait a second. You just ran away after you got the phone? Really?
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4 RespuestasWell, I guess you could say she... [spoiler]Took it to go[/spoiler] [spoiler]YEAHHHHHHHH[/spoiler]
