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Editado por Hot Servitors In Your Area:
4/9/2016 12:11:37 AM
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Prove that you're a true Titan.
Are you a true Titan? Give your proof here.
The thing that I have the most kills with in the Crucible is my melee on my Titan.
Edit: Goddamn... You guys are hardcore...
Edit 2: My punches can make Captain Falcon scream like a girl.
Edit 3: I've given up reading these and have now started punching my phone.
Edit 4: I ate a milk of nails for breakfast
[spoiler][b]Without any bowl[/b][/spoiler]
Edit 5: Let's bump this s**t to 666 replies.
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During the beta, I fist of havoced the walker when I was two levels under the recommendation. I walked away and lived
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2 RespuestasI WILL SLAM MY KNEE IN TO WHATEVER PIECE OF SHIT IS IN MY DAMN WAY. I WILL SHOVE MY ELECTRIC FIST UP A HUNTARDS ASS AND TEAR OUT HIS INTESTINES AND START PLAYING JUMP ROPE WITH EM. AND THEN ILL TEAR OFF THE HEAD OF A WARCOCK WITH MY BARE FEET AND SHIT DOWN HIS THROAT. IS THAT ENOUGH?
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That super satisfying moment when you're getting sprayed with bullets and you shoulder charge at .000000000000000000000001% health and kill the person
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Editado por CaoticFox: 4/6/2016 1:51:10 AMI'm fighting the Archon Priest... Got two Hunters with me, one on a high concealed rock, another back in the slip. I'm in the 2nd tier cave. Shingen-E, Invisible Hand, and Zombie Apocalypse. The Priest is fast... So fast I can't stay away from him for more than 10sec at a time. He charges me from the back opening, and I spring to the middle. No more than I put a clip into a servitor , He's in my face again. I jetpack back to the cave and full auto shotty a Pair of captains... He's on me again... SHANKS!!! [spoiler]Guardian Down [/spoiler] "One of you 'snipers' feel like coming down out of ur Hyde and getting me? " I'm up... Shanks spray, Priest, cave, Captains, Shanks, Priest, Dregs... [spoiler]Guardian Down [/spoiler] " What are u guys DOING? I GOT SNIPED... HELLO? " I'm up... Dance circles around Priest (he's blocking my path to cave), ok... I'm back in my groove. Vandals, Captain, Priest (THIS GUYS FASTER THAN MICHAEL VICK), cell, Dregs, Shanks, servitor, Michael Vick, cave, Vandals, Shanks, Captains,... [spoiler]Guardian Down [/spoiler] *SIGH* "WHY U KEEP DYING? " I'm up, in the cave again. THIS goes on for 20m (Nightfall) Michael Vick Down... *Whew* STATS... Sniper #1 (43kills 0 deaths) Sniper #2 (36kills 0 deaths) TITAN (296Kills 6 deaths) [spoiler]DEFENDER FOR LIFE[/spoiler] [spoiler]That Priest is forever named "Michael Vick" [/spoiler]
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I think this proves I'm not a false titan....lol
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I killed Sepiks Prime..... In vanilla destiny..... On the nightfall...... WITH MY FISTS!!!
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8 RespuestasWhat if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[spoiler]I'm not even a titan[/spoiler]
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What's better than a gun? A Fist. What's better than a fist? Knees. [i]*Cue Peregrine Grieves Ad*[/i]
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1 RespuestaI am Titan me like to smash everything looks beautiful when smashed something not working smash it gun out of bullets just keep going and smash stuff on the way @_@
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I still have 500 plasteel plating.
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2 RespuestasThor'd slammed in vault of glass from Jump maze to entrance of door to atheon. [spoiler]MF YEAH[/spoiler]
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"I bodychecked a rocket"
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Editado por Cold Brew Killer: 4/5/2016 9:28:34 PMYou know you're a true Titan when you're too stubborn to use your gun and still go for the shoulder charge even when your enemy is 10 feet away and firing at you [spoiler]I cri everitym I shoulder charge right in their face and die instantly :'/[/spoiler]
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3 RespuestasI ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. [spoiler][b][i]Without any milk[/i][/b][/spoiler]
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17k melee kills, true.
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I hold doors open for ladies SOMETIMES
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8 Respuestas*picks up mic* I'm so Titan that I main a warlock" *drops mic*
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Level 8 titan since beta.
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46 days on my Titan. I used to have 3.
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I'm a true Titan. I have 65,000 kills with lightning grenade
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I had 3 titans, but currently I have 2.
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I've punched a Stormcaller warlock to death in my bubble.
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Editado por MammothMcMuff17: 4/5/2016 4:48:53 PMI punched a Bladedancer to death while he was bladedancin' once... BEFORE the dark below came out.
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18days played on my Titan. Had it since vanilla.
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Sometimes I Titan skate right of the map I'm going so fast
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