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Create the worst superpower of all time.
The power to turn invisible...
[spoiler]But only when no one is looking at you.[/spoiler]
English
#Offtopic
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-Dr. Orpheus voice [i]"I bestow upon thee...the ability to listen to any noise made throughout the world at any given moment in time. You will be able to hear it all: assassination attempts, murders, plotting, scheming, your best friend talking smack behind your back. You will be able to hear and know it all and prepare for the worst, but beware! For such a great power comes with great cost. Along with being able to hear words and noises that occur within our world and across time you will only be able to hear everything as....a Coldplay song."[/i] -cue dramatic fanfare
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The power to taste a fart
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You can -blam!- any girl at any time, but you have ED
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1 RespuestaThe power to... [spoiler]Dehydrate Water[/spoiler]
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The power to sleep
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You can fly only when you're touching the ground
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The power of... INFINITE DIARRHEA!!!!!!!!!!
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1 RespuestaEvery time you open your mouth a mysterious cumshot gets deployed in your throat
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Make Windex Appear in your hand, but only when you're under stress
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1 RespuestaSuper sonic speed, but your a double amputee in both legs
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1 RespuestaAbility to see everything in green
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10 RespuestasYou are immortal, But you forget everything every time you sleep. * sips hot chocolate *
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1 RespuestaYou can accurately predict the result of a coin flip [spoiler]only works 50% of the time[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasThe ability to turn into a bicycle. But your face is the saddle. And you can't ride yourself.
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The power to create as much salsa as you want, but it disappears when chips are involved.
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The power to eat grass But only when you're not hungry.
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Time travel. No stings attached,just plain -blam!-ing time travel.
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1 RespuestaOnly being able to fly north.[spoiler]once you hit the pole you can not fly.[/spoiler]
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You become a black man
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2 RespuestasSquirrel girl[spoiler]nough said[/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasThe power to put on clothes, instantaneously. [spoiler]Onlu when I'm already wearing clothes[/spoiler]
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Freckles
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Aqua man can talk to fish [spoiler]just think about that [/spoiler]
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The ability to think in CNC language.
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The ability to hover no more than six inches off the floor. Just high enough to get no traction to propel yourself forward.
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The power to fly [spoiler]but only north[/spoiler]
