Let's be honest, most of us have done one of these at some point.
1) The "Lone Wolf"- someone who thinks they can do everything on their own but can't
2) The Politician- the one that insists on using you as a human meat shield
3) The Lost Puppy- that teammate that is scared and follows you around without being of much use at all
4) The Statue- the teammate that is frozen the entire match
5) The Spotlight - the teammate that wears a bright shader and wonders why they can't find good cover
6) The Forever Confused- the one that can't tell who is on their team
7) The Ghost - that guy that you forget was even on your team
8) The Benedict Arnold- the evil one that pushes you into enemy fire
9) The Death Wish - the one that runs out and yells at the other team to shoot him
10) The Lagger - this is the one that has suck a bad connection that he can somehow faze through walls
If you have any others, be sure to add them in!
Be sure to share any videos if you have them!
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Edit: Also see my new post, "The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide"!
Here is a link to it:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194698097/0/0
Also The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide ( IB Edition )
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/195186115/0/0
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The nerf immediately complains on forums to nerf anything he was killed by
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3 RespuestasReally fun post. Nice job. Anyways, The Stacy Dash - tries to play like someone they're not. Jumping, sliding, dashing left and right. Trying to Titan skate with their warlock...ends up dying a lot. The suicidal ammo junkie - so hell bent on the ammo. Camping, running into enemy territory. No matter what, they must have it. The spawn flipper - you're stomping the enemy team, pounding them to the ground. The guy goes into their spawn and flips it, enemy team comes back and wins the game. Happens way too often on Pantheon. The Savior - your team is struggling, U're getting abused by the enemy team, one member of your team drops out. Then he comes along, sniping everyone on the enemy team. The enemy team is scared of him/her, your team starts winning, you start gaining confidence. The freebie - the player that makes everyone's KD look amazing.
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1 RespuestaThe Tripminer - "GET IT OFF!"
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Where's the first round special camper :)
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6 RespuestasThe Chuck Norris: You pull off two body shots, three head shots, a grenade then you super up; he melees you and you die.
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1 RespuestaEditado por Art Vandelay: 3/1/2016 12:41:02 AMThe Selfish One - The guy that doesn't wait half a second when pulling the heavy ammo so his teammates can also get it. He'd rather just have it for himself. The Medic - The guy that tunnel visions a revive while getting shot by three enemies, doing nothing but giving the enemy team a free 200 points.
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I am the forever lost wolf
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1 RespuestaThe Lagger The guy who is playing on the other side of the world.
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Never done 6 or 7 but done the rest
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12 RespuestasThe Crossover - The guy on your team who sees you have a rocket launcher, but crosses in front of you when you fire.
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The Master baiter - The guy who baits you for kills.
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What about the one that stands behind you all the time so can't get back into cover.
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There's always that one guy who steps infront of you when you have your rockets equipped. Alternatively there's always that guy who doesn't jump to use his rockets and suicides every time lol that's me :-D
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I love doing Benedict Arnold
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2 Respuestas#the nudger - that guy who has zero spatial awareness and bumps you constantly at a choke point while you are sniping
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The Driver- always summons his/her sparrow, always jumps on turrets, pikes and interceptors to get sniped off immediately
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2 RespuestasEditado por milo6522: 2/29/2016 9:52:11 PMWith my regular team, as a joke I will bait them into a snipe just to watch them die and continuously revive them into revive snipes to ruin thier KD
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Editado por MEGABONUS92: 2/29/2016 9:42:21 PM10) The Templar: the one that spends most of his time teleporting between control zones and dying. Constantly running in front of you into a wall before he teleports across the map. Always a solid red bar connection. 11) The Archer Tower: the one who sits in the back of the map the entire game, but is not good enough to pull off a headshot. Ends the game with 150 points. 12) The Showstopper: the one with Internet that is so bad that it manages to bring everyone in the game down to a yellow bar, while he's still at red.
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Im pretty sure 1, 8 and 9 all apply to me
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1 RespuestaThe Immortal - the one that runs into a room of enemies shooting at them and somehow kills them all. The Overly Good Somaritan - the one that waits at heavy for teammates that are at the other heavy and allows the enemy to get it instead of just denying them
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1 RespuestaThe traitor - stands next to enemy watches him kill you then runs of without a scratch or killing that guy that killed you
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The Robber - Always stands next to you and steals your kill.
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I'm the guy who doesn't play a hell of a lot of PvP, hops in to have some fun, has a REALLY good game by my standards (which is anything decently over 1.0), thinks "OK, I've got this tonight!" and then proceeds to play 3-4 incredibly crappy rounds and stops playing to save the team from further defeat :(
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4 RespuestasI'm the "confused by enemy team jumping" guy, enemy jumps over me, i'm left completely confused, can't aim then I've been shotgunned or melee'd lol
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No bullshit, I figured out I'm all of these at IB Clash... What a nightmare.