Caught my friend snoring on the couch and I thought it was funny to fart on his face so he could inhale all of it (okay I know it's immature af but come on its nice to have stupid fun every now and then)
It's now inside him I feel terrible and he's still snoring, how tf did that not wake him up?
Edit: He woke up and I told him lmao now he's gonna get me back
Edit: I hid under my bed sheets and he decided to put his ass inside and fart smh it's a goddamn Dutch oven
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4 RespuestasYou in off topic, your already in hell
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You can't beat this! one of my drunk friends was getting abit Leary & having a rant as other mate left the room he grabbed him by the shoulders pulled him back over the arm of the chair mid sentence & farted in his open mouth! It was such a ripper his cheeks rippled like someone doing a horse impression nearly wet myself laughing :)
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1 RespuestaIf the bible is true, then we're all going to Hell.
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[quote][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]you monster [/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/quote]
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I lol'd
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1 RespuestaNo, you have to join the dark side
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Editado por SpiRits: 2/25/2016 6:11:38 PMNot for anyone to judge man. Between you and god. [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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No, you're probably safe.
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Shouldn't have told him.
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1 RespuestaNo good work
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1 RespuestaNah thats not that bad, try firecrackers and a paintball gun. A good way to test your friendship
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1 RespuestaThat was gross.
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2 RespuestasIs this a new kind of foreplay ?
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3 RespuestasWhile you were at it you should have given him a Dirty Sanchez or maybe a pair of Arabian Goggles
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2 RespuestasHe's going to carry your gas in his stomach and it'll start to solidify in a few months and you need to claim it as your own. Remember always claim your fart no matter how bad it smells.
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4 RespuestasIt's all fun and games until you have to bury your friend the next day.
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1 Respuesta[url=http://i.imgur.com/oqj1avK.png]OP loves playing pranks on his friends... [/url]
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Its all good till someone gets pink eye. Actually saw this frequently in the barracks and it would frequently result in just that. Still funny though
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2 RespuestasYou will burn for this
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10 RespuestasAre you gay? Seriously. Are y'all?
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3 RespuestasYou're on #offtopic, 9.5/10 people here are going to hell for something they laughed at while on here.
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1 Respuestalol "It's inside him now"
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1 RespuestaCongratulations! You now BOTH have pinkeye!