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2/17/2016 5:18:59 AM
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Is this weird...am I the only one??
I've been married to my beautiful wife for 18 years. I'm confident enough in my sexuality to admit if a guy is attractive if she asks while looking through a magazine or whatever the case may be. I don't have anything against homosexuality. Ok, now, with all that being said, watching my Titan run from behind distracts me sometimes. I mean, maybe it's his perfect form, but..... Alright, I'll just come out and say it! My Titan has one hell of a sexy ass. There, *whew* I feel so much better letting that out. Anyways, gotta go. Taking my Titan to Mars for some cardio training. A nice long jog I think. Can't let my Guardians start popping buttons on their uniforms. 😉
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Lmao. "I'll bet he works out." Dumb & Dumber
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4 RespuestasAll my guardians have sexy asses from all the squats i do over dead player's ghosts.
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3 RespuestasThis game and it's community need to die
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2 RespuestasFemale hunters have the best booty, prove me wrong
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Hah, you seem like a cool dude. But yeah, they do like run their whole life so you'd expect them to have nice asses xD
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Its just you
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Well, Guardians are fit. Even Male Guardians have impressive physiques. I played with all three classes as all three genders and races. They all have nice asses.
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1 RespuestaAhhh i remember college..... [i]-ATullo[/i]
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I have a sexy ass hunter. [spoiler]YOU SHOULD LOOK AT HER ASS WHEN RUNNING OR DANCING DDDDAAAMMNNNN[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaIt's just you something must be wrong 🙊🙈🙉
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1 RespuestaAnother 12 year old ...next
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2 RespuestasEditado por JetLife: 2/17/2016 9:22:04 PM"He stared off into the distance, eyes glazed over as if he was in intense thought. In an instant, the aura around him changed from electric blue to an intense purple. Then he looked in my direction and lunged at me with lightning speed. Apparently he had been maxing out his agility. He stripped his armor until he was completely nude, save for a spartan-like helmet on his head. He activated his Ward of Dawn, and pounced on me. No one could hear me scream as he had his way with me. Although i would never admit it, i loved it. A passerby walked into the bubble and was instantly blinded by what he saw, running away until he fell to his death."
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You're Titan has a flabby ass. Squat thrusts. Just sayin.
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2 RespuestasThat's the opposite of what I've been thinking. All Destiny characters have pretty flat asses.
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1 RespuestaIs your wife's name Pegasus, because she straps it on and treats you like the boy toy she always wanted. Ha.
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Make sure your Titan has a mida equipped when jogging !!
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You should consider getting electroshock-therapy. Or a lobotomy.
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Editado por HalfY: 2/18/2016 1:14:06 PMWhatever you do don't put the blindsight greaves on your Titan, them leggings are tight af! You might end up divorcing your wife
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Editado por malishkal: 2/17/2016 4:20:37 PMOne way to tell is how many times do you request the back door from the wife or wish for it anyway. If it's frequent.....you might be homo
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Uuuummmmm..... what the hell did I just read..
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Nowadays, the only way to truly be weird is to be normal.
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1 RespuestaEditado por Eruditissimus: 2/18/2016 8:34:00 AMOP is f@ggot confirmed
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It's from all those ghost squats
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I hate titans for the reason they are covered head to toe in heavy armor except the ass
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Nah you good. Titans are the only class that flaunts the ass. Everyone and their mum know it's the best thing since bread.
