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Editado por Spawn:
1/18/2016 12:46:27 AM
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Bad joke thread
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1 RespuestaWhy should you take ASL? Because it's a handy language.
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3 RespuestasWhat do you call a woman with an opinion??? [spoiler][i]wrong[/i][/spoiler]
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What do you call a quadriplegic dog? [spoiler]doesn't matter, the dog still won't come to you[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasWhy can't dinosaurs talk? [spoiler]cause they're all dead[/spoiler]
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Women's rights
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I hope you guys can tickle my funny bone. I've been working myself to the bone lately and need a few jokes to give this old bone bag a big old grin.
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2 RespuestasI asked the FWC why they gains members every Tuesday... [spoiler]...but they had 'No Time To Explain'[/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasWhy xur give light level 180 engrams?
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6 RespuestasWhy can't you find the tangent of X? BECAUSE TANIKS HAS NO HOUSE HUE HUEHUE HUEHUEHUE
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Two peanuts were walking down a dark alleyway- One of them got assaulted
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11 RespuestasI have a nice knock knock joke but you have to start me off.
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I'm a gay sea otter [spoiler]i blow other dudes out of the water[/spoiler]
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9 RespuestasWARNING: OFFENSIVE [spoiler]Why does Hellen Keller masturbáte with one hand?[/spoiler] [spoiler]So she can moan with the other.[/spoiler]
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What did Helen Keller call her dog? [spoiler]ahhhrrrmmmmrrrrr[/spoiler] Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? [spoiler]If you were called ahhrmmmrrr you would run away too.[/spoiler]
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Editado por ivannn18: 1/18/2016 12:38:44 AMDestiny [spoiler]that's the joke [/spoiler]
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What do you call a kid who has 3 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 noses. [spoiler]loser[/spoiler] What's red and bad for your teeth [spoiler]a brick[/spoiler]
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Editado por SniperCaboose: 1/18/2016 12:25:33 AMWhat do you call a black astronaut? [spoiler]an astronaut [/spoiler]
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3 RespuestasWhy couldn't the boy see the the pirate movie? [spoiler]Because it was rated Arrrr[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a skag and a lack of water? There isn't one because they'll both kill you
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7 RespuestasAsk me if I'm a tree. Go ahead.. You won't.
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Where do cows go on a Saturday night? To the mooooooovies
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7 RespuestasEditado por Mythic: 1/17/2016 9:00:40 PMWhat do you call someone who likes extra salt on their fries? [spoiler]a huntard AKA Rhabby_V[/spoiler]
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Editado por Lunafox: 1/18/2016 12:04:09 AMYo momma is so fat, when she stepped in a Crucible match, Lord Shaxx immediately yelled out “YOU’RE CRUSHING THEM!” What did the triangle say to the circle? [spoiler]You're so pointless.[/spoiler] What does a clock do when it's still hungry? [spoiler]Goes back four seconds.[/spoiler] I'll see myself out now.
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So i just recieved an exotic helmet engram , i spawned at the tower and i was like "Oooh yea helmet time!" And i press square on rahool and then he looks up at me "Sup bro" Then i was like "Yo wazup my awoken bud" Then he said "Im goin now" So i was like "Okay broseph" Then he left. So i sat down where he stood and i shed a tear. "Master rahool come back to me nao" I never decrypted my engram.
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When I read a book I touch my shelf.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? [spoiler]Ground Beef![/spoiler]
