Welcome to Fox News. Today, we have a terrifying and disturbing story for you. The violent first person shooter game known only as "Destiny", has once again been found to be inciting America's innocent young children to suicide. As you may have previously seen, "Destiny" was once investigated by Fox after concerned adults reported their children, if they knew they had failed on an in-game mechanic, were encouraged to "wipe" and thus restart by throwing themselves off the map. This disgusting practice is STILL occurring today, and is polluting our children's minds by glorifying the sin of suicide, despite our exposing of it. But recently, new evidence has come to light suggesting that Bungie, the evil creator of this so-called "game", has infiltrated it's player's minds with new subliminal technology, planting more messages to commit suicide. This was found out when a brave Fox reporter played this game, attempting to unravel its complex web of deceit. In the Player versus Player gamemode, the "Crucible", our reporter was constantly virtually murdered by a sniper named the "1000-Yard Stare". Intrigued by this odd name, our reporter ventured further. He found that the gun was incredibly easy to obtain, but still was one of the best guns to use and finish the game with. Why would the developers want such a weapon to be so readily available? Did they want everyone to use it? It seems that they did, for in fact the weapon's unique name is actually a hidden acronym. "1000-Yard Stare" is often abbreviated to "1KYS". In the gamer slang, "KYS" is an insult meaning "kill your self". This name is clearly subliminal messaging. By making the gun so easy to get, and so useful in all situations, they ensured everyone would own it and all the children would be infected by this degrading, harmful message. This is not the first time Destiny has encouraged this, but this development in subtlety means our fight continues. We at Fox encourage you to boycott this sinful game. It corrupts America's youth, and is directly responsible for a rise in recent suicides. -Fox News, signing out.