For some reason when you said "I would like Xur to change", I figured you meant outfit-wise. Here are some potential new outfits for Xur.
Tuxedo with silver spangled cummerbund and bowtie.
Short pants suit and striped tie, a la that AC/DC guitarist.
Flesh-colored jumpsuit so it looks like he's naked at a distance.
Oryx mask. Or maybe a full Oryx costume.
Green Bay Packers gear, complete with Cheesehead.
Fuschia thong underwear.
Bright yellow Pikachu outfit.
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The bow tie should spin.
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Maybe he could have one with flashing red and green lights that he wears in December. Or maybe an Ugly Christmas Sweater covered with lights.
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I like this comment more then the OP
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In your defense, you were making a serious suggestion on how to improve Xur. I was just being obnoxious. I'm good at that.
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Village People outfit
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A man-kini, Borat style.....