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12/25/2015 4:39:13 PM
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Best way to answer telemarketers?
Well we all get those calls from those money whores, obviously nobody likes them but it's their job to call, well after all those years I figured what's the funniest way to answer them? Other than just hang up,
[spoiler]i better not hear the jim's White House one -_-[/spoiler]
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Just breathe heavily.
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Call me again ill sue for 10k$
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Editado por ALMIGHTY_aPPle_1: 12/26/2015 1:07:01 AMHeavy breathing "I'm sorry, I rent here" in a weak innocent voice while your friends are laughing at you like crazy Deez Nutz them
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3 RespuestasEditado por ANGRY ASIAN 500: 12/25/2015 10:27:04 PMGet a 0-900 number and then keep them on the phone as long as possible. Or just play porn into the speaker.
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I usually just hand the phone to my 4 year old.
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1 RespuestaJust kindly tell them that their services are required
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"To speak to a customer, please press 1"
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Ey boss! Can I habe de pusi plz?
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1 Respuesta"Hello this is Westpoint Sperm Bank, you jack it, we pack it, how may I help you?" (In monotone) "To speak to this carrier, press 1. To hang up, press 2. For more options, press star." (Wait for a beep. Then revel)
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Act like you have really bad hearing. Ask them to repeat themselves constantly. Talk in old person voice.
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Just look at your dog or cat while your talking to them and just start arguing with them about something pointless. Yell shout just sound like an old married couple it works every time
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1 RespuestaIf I have the time I just waste theirs as long as possible. If not, I just ask them to not call this number again politely.
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4 RespuestasPut yourself on the no call list
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I tell them that it's not a good time cuz I'm milking my cats in a southern voice.
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[quote]Call me again and I will rip off your ears and make you walk a tightrope over a canyon![/quote] >mfw telemarketer doesn't call back
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1 RespuestaI like to pretend I'm a salesperson for a company, and attempt to sell them on services that company provides.
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Answer and say "CHINESE COMMUNIST!" Then yell into the phone for 5 minutes.
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Pick up and fake speak another language, or if you know another language
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5 RespuestasAnswer in a Jamaican accent: Yeah man.
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Pretend you don't/barely speak english
