Unbelievably, the Titan's biggest fan.
Because apparently he had fans to begin with.
That, or maybe the Titan's oblivious.
You guys know him.
[quote]Missed the previous Take? No worries:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/179807114 (Take 38)
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228 (Snark's ☆.。.:*・°☆future☆.。.:*・°☆ Stories)[/quote]
[quote][b]If you want to be kept up to date on my new Takes, just follow #gotclass! It's much, much, much easier than me trying to hunt you guys down.[/b][/quote]
[quote]New around these parts? Don't fret, have a Chapter Index!
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151518733[/quote]
[b]Meet the Team... [I]Fire[/i]team[/b]
[b]Warlock[/b]
Awoken, Female
Sun
[b]Hunter[/b]
Human, Male
Moon
[b]Titan[/b]
Exo, Male
COMET hurtling towards anything where food is involved
[spoiler]So sorry...[/spoiler]
[b]GUEST GUARDIAN[/b]
[b]Markus Tintreach[/b]
Human, Male
Warlock
Energetic, frankly all over the place
"Are meteors the same as comets?"
[quote]Markus Tintreach is shobr0's character in his fanfic "The Darkest Light", his first chapter is here:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/179313570[/quote]
[b]NEW CHARACTER[/b]
Cosm0
Female, Exo
Warlock
[i]Obsessive[/i] fangirl over the Titan
Insists that they're going to get married
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"You wanna marry [i]him[/i]?" Markus asked the starstruck Cosm0. She clasped her hands once again and sighed.
"Yes~! He's everything I could ask for!" She gushed, rocking back and forth, frankly taking up the space behind the crates.
"Have you ever talked to him?" Markus dished out another question. Cosm0 unclasped her hands at looked at Markus for a good minute and scratched the back of her neck.
"U-uh... Once." Cosm0 slowly admitted. "Or twice... Or thrice..." She continued to admit.
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[b]-The First Attempt-[/b]
"Doo, doo, doo~..." The Titan hummed to himself as he sauntered throughout the Tower. Today was his day to collect goodies for his team. It was also his day to decide what they were going to eat for dinner, and he'd already decided what they were going to eat; Everything of course!
"Huh, wonder if I should get candy this time..." The Titan wondered aloud to himself as he continued to traverse the Tower. However, his casual attitude was painfully cut short at the sound of something pitter-pattering behind him, following him along the empty corridor.
The Titan slowly turned around expecting to find the Hunter behind him. The Hunter loved doing that; scaring the Titan to death. But this time he wasn't. The [i]one[/i] time he did, there was strangely nobody there.
[i]It doesn't matter...[/i] the Titan thought to himself [i]It's just a short walk, I'll be out of here in no ti--[/i]
"HI I'M COSM0!" A Warlock sprung in front of the Titan as he continued to look behind himself, rudely and terrifyingly interrupted the Titan's thoughts. The Titan sprung backwards out of surprise and-- in all honesty-- horror from the Warlock's sudden popup.
"U-UH..." The Titan blankly said, watching the excited Exo bounce lightly in front of him.
"I'm a big fan!" Cosm0 squealed excited, bouncing circles around the Titan now. "I saw you in the Crucible! I was watching youuuuuuu~!"
"W-watching me?" The Titan asked, tucking his arms in, feeling [i]really[/i] uncomfortable.
"Yeah!" Cosm0 continued to gush, "Remember that game at the Delphi? Huh, remember?" She asked him, as if she was going to let him answer. "Yeaaaaaah you do! You snapped that guy's neck real good! You were all like--" She went on, placing both her hands around both sides of the Titan's helmeted head, making a motion as if she was snapping his neck. "[i]CRACK[/i]! [i]SNAP[/i]!" She imitated snapping noises as she screeched excitedly, reliving the entire moment in her mind.
"And then you threw his body into the other guy!" She bounced away from him slightly, balling her hands into fists and throwing air punches. "AND THEN WHAM-OOOOOO!" She swung her fist one more time, spinning her whole body around as she let out ecstatic laughter until she finally stopped. "Haha..." She let out the last of her laughter before slapping her knee, happily sighing. "So anyway..." She said, still looking down at the ground. "Wanna get hitch--" She looked up at the Titan... Who wasn't there.
"T'? Where'd ya go?" She asked, looking around the corridor, left with nobody but herself.
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"Ugh... When's the big guy gonna friggin' [i]get here[/i]?" The Hunter sputter-sighed, throwing his head back and groaning obnoxiously.
"He shall be here..." The Warlock assured the Hunter with a tinge of melancholy as they both sat in the New Monarchy's faction lounge chairs. The Hunter brought his head back down to look the Warlock and sighed once again.
"Ugh, 'Lock. You gotta be such a Debby Downer all the time?" He said with undisguised annoyance, throwing his arms behind the heads of the cushions.
"My name is not Debby..." The Warlock simply returned with a tsk, crossing her arms as she put one of her legs over the other. "The Titan shall come once he retrieves his treat."
"And that's another thing!" The Hunter began, "You just can't say nothing without prolonging it, can ya?"
"Hm," the Warlock hummed once, "I don't know, can [i]you[/i] say [i]anything[/i] without a grammatical error in it?"
"I--" The Hunter was just about to retort, but suddenly, as if summoned, a random and large group of Guardians appeared from every angle.
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" All the random Guardians said in unison as an [i]MLG Air horn[/i] sounded off loudly in the background.
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"And what about the second time...?" Markus asked Cosm0. Cosm0 twiddled her thumbs, about to tell the male Warlock of her second attempt at eloping.
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[b]-The Second Attempt-[/b]
"RRRAAAAAGH!" The Titan roared as he brought his body from the air and slammed his electrical fists into the ground among three enemy Guardians in the Crucible, who were in the middle of capturing Zone A in one of the caverns of the Shores of Time, turning them into nothing more then remnants of static electricity, dissipating into nothingness.
"TRIPLE DOWN!" Lord Shaxx announced over the Crucible's comms.
"Whooo!" The Hunter cheered, giving his friend a thumbs up. "Good job, big guy!" The Titan turned around to face the Hunter and scratched the back of his neck. "Oh shu--"
"Eh." The Hunter cut off the Titan, morphing his thumbs up into a flat hand to tell the Titan to stop talking. "What did we talk about...?" He asked him. The Titan shifted his foot lightly into the cavern floor.
"'Don't be bashful when accepting praise.'" He recited the Hunter's "teachings". The Hunter's hand turned back into a thumbs up.
"My man." He snickered, before jumping onto the high ledge of the cavern and disappearing into the fray. The Titan sighed as he watched the Hunter leave. Yeesh, he was tough. Following the original plan he and his team had discussed, he walked near Zone A's flag and stood on its capture perimeter. The Titan looked at the zone's flag-- which formerly was Bravo-- turn into Alpha, giving him the "okay".
"Okay, that's done!" The Titan said to himself stepping away from the zone as he began to run to the right exit of the cave. Only to be met by a Warlock. An enemy Warlock.
"HIIIIIII!" She greeted the Titan in a familiar voice. "It's me again! Cosm0!" She continued. She then dropped her weapon onto the ground, as if she already knew what he was thinking. "Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you! I just need you to do something for me!"
The Titan, confused, held onto his weapon's trigger firmly. This could have been some sort of trap. "What is it...?" He asked her tentatively. Cosm0 then walked closer to the Titan and placed both of her hands onto his chestplate, whispering.
"[b]Slam me into the ground. And [i]destroy[/i] me.[/b]"
The Titan literally couldn't speak. Since when did Guardians [i]want[/i] you to kick their butt in the Crucible?!
[quote]Take 40...WOW: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/180750554[/quote]
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1 RespuestaYou're ruining tilock!
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2 RespuestasWell, Cosm0 REALLY like Titan... So many hidden meanings... Is Cosm0 an Exo?
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6 RespuestasEditado por Jcaf8: 12/16/2015 6:40:33 PM[b]SNARK AND FIJI ARE HUSBAND AND WIFE [/b]WITH FIVE CHILDREN SNARJI IS A THING SNARJIIIII spread the word
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8 RespuestasEditado por Link Stark: 12/16/2015 4:51:57 AM1:No Huntlock. 2:Cosm0 should slowly become less obsessive over time. 3:Titan, Hunter, Warlock, Rush, Cosm0 and Markus should be a raid team
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1 RespuestaCRUCIBLE SUICIDE PRANK 2015 (GONE SEXUAL) (SLAMMED)
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THIS IS AMA(☞ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡°)☞ZING *420 omnigul air horn*
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3 RespuestasEditado por The Arxfiend: 12/15/2015 5:31:14 AM[quote]"[b]Slam me into the ground. And [i]destroy[/i] me.[/b]" The Titan literally couldn't speak. Since when did Guardians [i]want[/i] you to kick their butt in the Crucible?![/quote] I don't think she was talking about destroying her as a whole. (☞ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡°)☞ #Costan
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Good work Snarkii, really liking these.
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Editado por Zzamumo: 12/15/2015 3:01:18 PM[b] [/b]
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Once again, love it! :3
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Editado por OutsideRocket: 12/15/2015 2:39:36 AMNice one, yet again! [spoiler]Poor Titan, he's got no idea as to what's going on![/spoiler]
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I give you an A+
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Love this
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An enjoyable take if only this was a book I could. Take a test on at school
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Editado por Zebra: 12/15/2015 12:52:25 AMGood job again, Snark! [spoiler]Is Cosm0 a masochist?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Naww..... can't be it.....[/spoiler]
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Editado por Zebra: 12/15/2015 12:53:38 AMI tried to put this all in one comment, but the app+my stupidity did me in. Forgive meh plz, m8s.
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Curse ye! Third.
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Editado por The Arxfiend: 12/15/2015 12:36:32 AMDamn it, second.
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