It's time to bring back an old series of mine: If Bungie ran McDonald's. Bungie: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? o______o: Yeah, I'll have the big mac value meal with some water. Bungie: If that's all, that will be $5.69. Please pull around to the first window. *pulls around, hands Bungie my money. Bungie: Here you go, have a good day. o_____o: Wait, what is this? You gave me an empty bag. Bungie: Whoops, sorry. This is my first time doing this sort of thing. o_____o: Understandable. bungie: Ok, here is your meal. Sorry about that. o_____o: Dude....you gave me two patties, but no buns, pickles, mac sauce, or any of the other toppings. The fries and water are missing as well. What the hell?!? bungie: Oh...sorry, you have to pay extra for the toppings. o_____o: That's -blam!-ing bullshit. I paid $5.69 for the big mac value meal, it says so right back there on the menu. bungie: Did you read the very small writing? o_____o: What small writing?!? bungie: under the menu, it says "price may not always cover all content in the picture.". o_____o: That is DECEPTIVE and misleading! Now I demand that you give me what I paid for. *car beeps behind o_____o* Desticle: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!! o_____o: I CAN'T! NOT UNTIL I GET WHAT I PAID FOR!!! THEY ONLY GAVE ME TWO PATTIES!!!! Desticle: WHO CARES? YOU'RE THE KIND OF WHINER WHO PROBABLY USED TO EAT AT WENDY'S!!! Bungie: Ok...look, I'm sorry. Your feedback has been noted. I'll fix this situation right away. *takes o____o's order back. o______o: Finally. *bungie comes back with a dripping bag and hands it to o_____o o_____o: What the -blam!-?!?! Bungie: We gave you the water for free. o_____o: YOU POURED IT IN MY BAG YOU IDIOT!!!! Desticle: WOW, YOU ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING DON'T YOU? o_____o: HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY KEEP -blam!-ING IT UP!!! Desticle: THEY DIDN'T -blam!- ANYTHING UP, THIS IS THE BEST RESTAURANT EVER!!!! Bungie: I'm sorry sir, we really want your meal to be satisfactory, but let's stay on target. If you would like to leave some feedback, pull up to our feedback box and leave your feedback on a piece of paper. The feedback box is right over there. o_____o: That looks like a trash can. Bungie: It's our feedback box. o_____o: It IS a trash can!!! It even says 'trash' on the lid! Bungie: Your concern has been noted, leave it in the feedback box. o____o: HOW ABOUT I LEAVE IT HERE? ALL I WANTED WAS THE BIG MAC VALUE MEAL WHICH I PAID FOR! IT'S VERY EASY TO DO, JUST PUT TWO PATTIES BETWEEN DOUBLE DECKER BUNS, PUT THE TOPPINGS ON THE PATTIES, WRAP IT UP, INCLUDE SOME FRIES, AND PUT THEM BOTH IN THE BAG. THEN HAND ME THE BOTTLED WATER. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, UNSCREWING THE BOTTLE AND POURING IT IN THE BAG?!? Bungie: We wanted it to be a more interactive experience. o_____o:........What the hell?!? Bungie: I'm sorry sir, we are trying to please you. Here, I'll fix the situation for you. *dumps a whole bag of table salt all over o_____o. o____o: *spits and hacks the salt out of his nose and mouth.* WHAT THE....What the hell is wrong with you?!?" Bungie: My intent was to dry up the spilled water and bring out the flavor in the hamburger. o____o: HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCOMPETENT?!? Bungie, sir, please stay on target. Feedback belongs in the feedback box. o____o: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!? I used to love coming here. I remember when your slogan used to be "We love to see you smile!". What ever happened to those days, where you actually cared about your customers? Now it seems like you are on drugs. Why do you treat us like thi... *Bungie shuts the window on o_____o o_____o: -blam!- this. *o_____o drives away angrily, forced to accept his mess.