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Editado por death kill63:
7/24/2015 10:01:23 PM
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How to get a girlfriend
Teach me your skills
Wow 320 comments thanks
English
#Offtopic
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1 RespuestaYou can either love women or you can understand them.
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1 RespuestaCall her the b word. Bitches loved being called beautiful.
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2 RespuestasDo this in front of her. Guaranteed to at least grab her attention for 4.37 seconds.
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1 RespuestaToast in the envelope.
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1 RespuestaStep one [spoiler]get giant sheet of paper [/spoiler] Step two [spoiler]draw stick figure[/spoiler] Step three [spoiler]profit[/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasGet that bitch some flowers, bitches love flowers.
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2 RespuestasSteps to success: 1.Don't talk to her/him 2.Don't take showers 3.Act like a really big weirdo 4.Pick your nose around them 5.Never smile These steps work!Try them;-)
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4 RespuestasStep 1: Show interest in her goods Step 2: Show her your goods Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit As long as you follow these steps op, 60% of the time. This will work everytime.
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1 RespuestaPeanut butter jelly time!
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1 Respuesta1) Get to know her 2) Get to know her friends (incase she invites you to a party) 3) Get reeaaaal close, grab her ass and kiss her full, tongue, lips, all you have 4) Bed her 5) Repeat
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3 Respuestasbuy her starbucks she'll love yoy forever
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1. Befriend the human. 2.
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Editado por Swervostan: 7/24/2015 9:03:33 PMThis is how
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4 RespuestasSo, there was this group of kids, 4 or so, all girls. One of them is a friend. They were talking about the camp prom. Two said (both girls) that they were going together. My response,"So you're lesbian." Girl 1 ,"No" Me,"Okay good." She kept patting my leg for some reason. I asked her why and she said," you can slap me,"And pulled up he shorts so I almost saw he ass. She said,"I'm sorry, I'm wet."
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1 Respuesta1. Drop your weight to 70lbs 2. Claim that you have "abs" 3. Fake having a British accent 4. Use god-awful slang 5. Get yourself a haircut so weird, that Johnny Dep would give you an awkward stare if you were to cross paths on the street 6. Have money
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1 RespuestaShow her your money/car and she'll go for it.
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1 RespuestaPull out your dick & tell her that it's compatible with her pussy. #Savage
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1 RespuestaJust do what Caboose did
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http://acidcow.com/pics/20131231/stupid_posts_on_facebook_24.jpg Hahahaha this....
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1 RespuestaIt sad how thugs call women bìtches. Call them beautiful, bìtches love being called beautiful
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http://acidcow.com/pics/20131231/stupid_posts_on_facebook_24.jpg Hahahaha this....
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3 RespuestasBe hootius
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3 RespuestasOk just follow these two simple instructions: 1. Be a Cone 2. Say you're a Cone Result: all teh bitches wil luv u
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3 RespuestasAn incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you. The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it. Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment. If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target. Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code: If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms. Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested. [spoiler][i]I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful![/i][/spoiler]
