Tell me what you guys are doing for Independence Day.
I LOVE AMERICA, USA, USA.
Edit 1. Up to 60+ replies, including mine
Edit 2. I replied to fast and got an error saying patients is a virtue, lol
Edit 3. Almost 300 replies you guys are awesome. Lots of haters too.
Edit 4. 411 replies, keep it up.
To all you flag burning POS's, get out of America if you hate us and my country that much.
Edit 5. 500 replies thanks to all, sounds like you guys are going to have some kick ass Independence Day fun. Murica F-U-C-K yeah. USA
Edit 6. 609 replies
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Sitting on my ass playing the song America f**k yeah on loop while playing battlefield 4 the whole day
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Spreading the news of this: Recently, a number of farmers have been reporting outbreaks of the parasitic squid subspecies [i]Parasitosquidus devouranus goatus[/i] a.k.a. the Goat Anus-Eating Squid. This squid lives in the rectum of host goats, absorbing water from its system so that it cam breathe. It starts out very small, only a few millimeters across. However, after it has eaten enough goat s****, it cocoons itself in a 3-foot long cocoon, which causes the host goat to become sluggish and appear overweight. Once the fully-formed adult Anus-Eating Squid has woken up, is begins to feast on the anal flesh of the goat while reaching out of the goat's @$$hole to find a squid of the opposite gender. Once it has found a partner, the two squids pull their host goats together, anus-to-anus, while they mate. Afterwards, the male begins to die, and the host goat soon dies as well due to lack of an anus (Farmers often call this "Buttless Billy Death Party"). Meanwhile, the female keeps her goat alive by building it a new anus, and waits until it mates. She then lays eggs on each of the goat embryos when the female gets pregnant. After this, the female squid dies, and the baby goats grow up, each with an egg inside them, which hatches after a year, restarting the cycle. Although some goats remain uninfected, they usually never recover from the trauma of seeing their fellow goats lose their anuses. #protectyogoatsanus
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5 RespuestasEditado por Hollywood_USMC: 7/4/2015 3:07:00 PMStanding duty and keeping the base safe! Enjoy that libo everyone! Semper-Fi!
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#102degreetemp
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Family reunion. Waiting for them to get here.
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2 RespuestasEnjoying the last of our independence.....
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Canada Day 4 lyf
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Being Canadian that's what 😎
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Food, family, then heading to a bonfire tonight
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Firing up the smoker in t minus 30 minutes :)
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2 RespuestasThis is better suited to #Offtopic so I've moved the thread there for you.
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Well since I hate Bungie's forum mods I will just say, let me edit my own post. And we are over 1000 replies. Happy Independence Day guys and girls
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So I can't edit my own post, thanks again Bungie,
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Working!
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Parade with friends.
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I'm geobaching like 500 miles from home so.. Pub?
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I got a block party to go to at 12
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2 Respuestas600 ft slip and slide :)
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Cookout and fireworks with the ladie's family.
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I'm doing nothing
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At lake cabin
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2 RespuestasGoing to a funeral
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Set my house on fire and roast marshmallows on it till the landlord shows up. [spoiler]thug life[/spoiler]
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Watch the film! :) Happy 4th July to all our fellow Guardians in the USA. Down with the British! ;)
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Iron banner till grass dries so i can cut it for party. Then drink, fireworks and more ib when wife passes out lol.