[i][b]If you were or are a guy What would you do if a pretty, average, hot, not so pretty or beautiful girl started to hit on you and ask you out?
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Dont do what jimmy fallon did
[b][i][u]What would you do?[/u][/i][/b]
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1 RespuestaHow hot are they?
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4 RespuestasIf I even catch a whiff of interest from a girl I pull it out. You have to, ya know. It's going to be the most important part of the relationship so you might as well break the ice with it.
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Continue to be oblivious
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1 Respuesta>implying girls don't make moves on me
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so no gay love? :/ either way.. i'd do what i always do with chicks: i dodge them
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I don't swing that way, so ewwie
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1 RespuestaConsume her to add onto my massive final form
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Sweat profusely and stutter and choke on my words
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That depends... if it were the Izuna Drop from Ninja Gaiden, I'd be fearing for my life.
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2 RespuestasI have a girlfriend so I'd tell her to -blam!- off
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Say yes go back to her place
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Push her off and look to make sure my baby mama not looking would be the first instinct...I'm sorry but that strange isn't cooking me food, folding my clothes, standing right beside me even when I'm clearly wrong then she can gtfo.
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Redirect her to potentially more favorable recipient.
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Say sure, I'm free. Then jetpack through the roof off into the sunset.
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" So who the hell hired you to make me feel better?!"
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5 RespuestasThe last time that happened IRL? It ended with me saying the following.... [spoiler]I am so sorry, I didn't realize that you were working. I just thought that all of my stars had aligned and a really beautiful woman was coming onto me. I apologize for wasting your time, but I don't do sex-for-cash. But it was really nice meeting you and having a chance to talk with you. I am sorry for the misunderstanding.[/spoiler]
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*suspicion intensifies*
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Why is this even a question? Only the socially inept would say no ( or in their case shit their pants and say nothing because a female is talking to them)
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Punch her in the fanny. STOP OPPRESSING ME YOU HEATHEN!
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Are you serious? Has this not ever happened to you OP?
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Check myself for a fever and then prescribe some more cow bell.
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Sexual harassment
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My pickup skills are terrible but I can maybe make do
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I would sweep her off her feet and ask her out instead cuz that's how the big G works.
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Flirt back. Start a flirt war. I'm not leaving until 💏.