Stabbed a kid in the leg with my pencil and broke it off. He deserved it I was a thief and damn good at it A bb ricochet and hit one of our goats in the face. Punched (same kid as the pencil) in the throat. Well. Karate chopped him. He deserved it. I like to watch things unflod that i know are about to go horribly wrong. Many times i can stop it or warn them, but i like to watch and see how they react and handle it.

Some homeless dude tried mugging me. I knocked him out, stole the litte cash he had on him, and tossed him into a families pool. The cops were called and he was arrested for trespassing. But to be fair the dude did try to mug me. So idk if I was the bad guy...

Guy had bullied me for 3 years and I finally got sick of it.One day I slammed his head into a locker, parts of his braces went through his right cheek. I then punched him in the jaw and dislocated it. Felt good in the heat of the moment but felt horrible later.

When I was 10 years old I was playing with my hamster and my little sister's with a neighbor.- [i]This neighbor was a horse around kind of dude. I frankly hated him... Well one day, I would say a good week before this incident, I saw his laundry after it was dried and happened to spot an Elmo and Barney underwear so I proceeded to make fun of him by calling him weird and what not. [/i] Well this was the beginning to him plotting revenge. - now back to present- I was playing with my 2 hamsters and went inside having this neighbor(who wears Barney and Elmo underwear lel) as I come back outside he has fkn duck taped my hamster to his skateboard and was pushing it running full speed down my hill which btw I[b] lived on the biggest hill in the neighborhood[/b] so I ofc sprinted after him, by the time I caught up the skateboard had already hit the curb at the bottom of the hill and crushed my little hamster ;-; he died from internal bleeding when we took him to the vets Worst part I got home and realized I had forgotten about my sisters hamster which the cage was now open outside thus it got out, having to tell my sister was too much for her to bare. Fast forward 5 years- this kid now visits the pool in the adjacent neighborhood(which I had moved too because my parents didn't like that huge hill)and brings a knife to the pool? Well he ended up pulling it on the lifeguard cause he thought shit like that was funny. Cops were called and I had previously stashed my roach in his bag thinking it would be funny to have his parents "catch him". Sadly before I realize the police confiscated it and found his(well my) joint, which he denied but was tested and found positive for thc indigestion. One warrant later his house was busted into- the son was lucky enough to have sketchy pictures downloaded and some uhm websites on the computer opened in his room... well sadly cause it was the dad's work laptop he actually took the CP charge(I believe he could of testified against his own son but didn't for obvious reasons). RIP that family [spoiler]its funny cause I would never put somebody in jail for pot lololol life enjoys making hypocrites it of us[/spoiler]

I made a ring of salt around a snail and laughed when he started dissolving after trying to make his escape

When I was 9 I was playing with my neighbour at the pond by our houses. We used to catch frogs in nets. I held them gently and carefully, I understood their fragility. Then I see that dumbass squeezing the frog so hard that the damn thing POPPED. It seriously exploded in her hands. Then, in terror, I look up at her face, specks of blood on it, laughing, staring at the frog, with full-moon eyes. Then a year later, she found a baby bird that 'fell' out of a tree. My parents and I instantly realized it was old enough to be training to fly by now, it had adult feathers. But being the sociopath she was, she put it in a cardboard box (NO AIR HOLES), and left it outside, 'tending' to it. AKA shoving worms down it's poor throat, almost tearing off it's wings, and just outright torturing it. I eventually got ballsy enough to try to free the little bird, or even tend to it. It was around 10 PM, and my parents even helped me save the poor robin. However, when I got to it, I just saw A bloody mess of feathers, worms, and a half-torn off beak. We took the box home, buried the bird, and I never made contact with that physco again. Now, 3 years later, it still haunts me. We've since moved, and have actual, sane neighbours. Sadly, when I go to high school next year, she will probably be there to haunt all of our dreams.

Pepper spray on my friends toilet paper.

Once, my school decided to have an extreme feminist as a school speaker for health class. She spoke a good 20 minutes straight for girls to watch out because all men are pigs. I mention theiy're not all bad, she then says I only said that because I'm a man. I then go into a detailed argument, explaining how men aren't truly bad, and he pig a** should stop talking. She takes this personally and starts crying, I shout "WHAT, THE TRUTH TOO HARD TO HANDLE, ARE MEN TOO STRONG TO HANDLE?" she left the class. I later found out that she had been abused multiple times, I wasn't in trouble, but I cried for multiple days.

One Halloween I pulled two full size teddy bear stuffed animals in front of the garage. Then I jumped into a bear costume and sat in between the two. Looking as still and toy like as I could I waited for people to come and take candy from the bowl and then I would jump out at them. One teenage girl, I jumped out at her and she screamed louder than a thousand 4 year olds who can't get ice cream combined with the screams of a person who stubbed their toe on a knife after sharpening it. She dropped her bag and ran all the way down the street.

Aha alright well then. Fast forward 2 years later I was in 7th grade and I had been that "dark kid" because I was the darkest kid out of the whole school so I had been kind of outcast so i got picked on a lot by most of the school except by a few of my friends so i usually hung out with them and helped them with school events. We had this one event called (you're not going to believe this) DONKEY BASKETBALL to which we had 10 donkeys in the gym and the whole community was invited so I had stayed after school for whatever reason and helped care for these Ass-ketball players by feeding and combing their hair for whatever reason. Later on the asshole teacher who was conducting this event had made a smartass remark towards me by saying "hey you found something darker than you! Good job Lil buddy!" Now hearing that made me lose it so I just brushed the shit outta the donkey who I named Wayland. The teacher then told everyone to let the donkeys shit before going to the court and well I pretended I didn't hear anything so I kept brushing Wayland and feeding him more. After this was done they took the donkey's into the gym and the riders jumped on to start playing some basketball. This went on for a good 20 minutes until Wayland had a hard shotgun shit and it flung hard onto the ground to which another donkey stepped on it and almost slipped which panicked the rider to fall off and the whole gym was in shock and laughter. This was my doing and I laughed because Wayland was a homie and he didn't stop shitting either he just kept going like he held it in way to long. They event was canceled after several donkeys were freaking out over the crowd, and a few of the riders fell of which look like they hurt. I kinda felt bad but no one there really liked me so I just got over it. Until this day Wayland was the real O.G. Also the gym floor was ruined due to the hooves and poop so that happened. I have other f'd up moments as well if you guys want more.

I shrunk the kids.

Killed the Zeke in infamous 2 and got my karma is Infamous. #badboy

My big brother used to pick on me all the time I put his hamster in an empty toilet roll You know,the tube but made from cardboard Flushed it down the toilet

Idk about evil factor here, but In 5th grade this one kid just tripped me from behind for no reason, so I proceeded to beat him good. Then after that everyone was walking in (teacher didnt see somehow) one of his friends came up and threw his arm over my shoulder and was like "no hard feelings, right?" (But very obviously sarcastic) thinking he is safe with his 2 other guys. Not so. I went ice cold and just said, "yeah, no hard feelings" and put my arm up over his shoulder. And put my leg in front of him and flipped him hard on his back. And proceeded to punch the living crap out of him. At one point one of his buddies tried to pull me off and I broke his nose with my elbow. That was the last fight I ever had in school. [spoiler]one of the witnesses called it an "Old West-style a**whoopin"[/spoiler]

I once added salt to my glass of water at a restaurant and the water got so cold that it froze to the table. Then the waitress tried to take it off and spilled water all over herself. [spoiler]#rekt[/spoiler]

I didn't do this alone i had my friend help. So my friend lives with 4 adopted sisters who are older then him and always pick on him and whenever I come over they pick on me to. Now remember that all the girls are older then us fight now they all have jobs but back then they where in high school. They kept picking on us and one day we decided to get them back so for I think a hole month we kept track of there every move places they went to friends that talk to you get the idea. After that month past we lame to knowledge that all 4 of them where in relationships. This of course made us excited we went to each boyfriend we soon learned that the girls didn't tell there boyfriends they had a little brother so the plan was to basically get they guys to distract the girls while we get our plan in to motion. Now my friends sisters where all fashion loves so they had a shit load of chose so while the boyfriend where distracting my friend sisters we got to work we stuffed all there clothes even there underwear [spoiler]we aren't perverts[/spoiler] and stuffed them in garbage bags and stored them in the garage and wanted for them to come home to no clothes what soever when they soe that they freaked out and started saying how they got robbed and that we need to call the police [spoiler]before this my friend actually did get robbed[/spoiler] so 3 hours went by and we decide to go get the garbage bags but when we got to the garage the weren't there turns out that my friends dad actually though they where garbage and through thew out my friend and I soon realized we messed up so we decide not to tell them the truth and say that they got robbed. And to this day they don't know what happened to there clothes. And if one of you is reading this I'm sorry but I gotta admit it was pretty funny

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