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Editado por Cxnw:
3/6/2015 2:10:04 PM
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My 15 year old son, who has always seemed to me to be a little more feminine then most boys, sat my ex and I down and said he wanted to talk. As he began to speak I saw his eyes tearing up and his voice broke a bit.
He said, "Mom... Dad... I've been meaning to tell you this for a while but I've been scared to say anything."
My ex said, "Honey what's the matter?"
He says, "I think... I think I might be a hunter." He broke out it tears.
All I'm thinking is; I've lost a child.
I said, "Are you sure you're not a warlock?!?! Even a titan?!?! Please son please!"
My ex looks at me with disgust. "Are you serious?" she said.
My son said, "Dad I'm a hunter. Look." He crouched down and began to turn invisible.
My ex says, "Honey we will love you whatever class you are. [b]RIGHT?[/b]" She looked at me.
I left the room in horror. I don't know what to do. I can't even use him for the raid. What should I do? Should I throw him into the pit and let the hive take his light? Please help!
Edit 1: Holy -blam- didnt think this would become a succus but thank you all and yes I am a hunter I just thought this was hilarious so thanks guys ill be coming up with more of these
Edit 2: Yes I did copy and paste this but I give credit to the person who made this
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Woah that was vindictive im assuming a lesbian stole your woman lolz
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Why do Titans have dry, red eyes all the time?[spoiler]Because they can't blink!!!! LOL GET IT? Never mind kinda dry humor [/spoiler]
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Never mind it was kinda dry humor, their eyes are dry, because they can't blink.
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I actually liked that dude. Good one. My main characters are a Hunter and a Warlock.
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You didn't come up with this don't treat it like your own.
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Hahahahahhaha
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This is a copy and paste of the original joke. Ha
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1. Warlocks wear dresses. 2. Hunters are the most useful for the Crota raid. 3. Funny though, it just would have worked out better if you used warlock instead of hunter. 4. I do have a Warlock and a hunter that are both 32's.
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I like all classes and they're all fun
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And Titans carry handkerchiefs around all the time
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Editado por IceeGooch: 3/5/2015 5:43:11 PMI inspected you and you have 1 32 so stfu dont make it seem like ur some pro ass player And also what happens in hard mode when you die and the warlock can self rez
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Hunters are the sissiest class for sure, though. Skipping around in capes and turning invisible because they can't handle head-on conflict.
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Hunters need more skills thought
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So says the dude in the dress(going based off your pic) whereas we run around in the stealth like the Forest Rangers of old, which is why we have cloaks.
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Editado por Darling: 3/5/2015 7:02:55 PMYou apparently don't know what a trench coat is. National Socialist Workers Party officers wore those, y'know. (I am slightly surprised that NSWP was blocked)
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I was joking dude.lol And I'm not touching that one(NSWP) with a 30 foot pole.
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Just mad cause we kick every other classes asś, don't hate
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I have all the classes ( my titan is low lvl) but over all i think warlocks are more practical. We kill stuff in pvp easy and in pve lol. Im on PS4 lets play somw rumble
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Yes but warlocks are boring:fire, grenade, melee, fire, grenade, melee Hunters are sooo much more fun Btw i rule hunter32, warlock32 and titan32 (in order of appareance)
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I have a 32 of every class. Not mad about anything. Just giving my honest opinion after experiencing it all. Warlocks and Titans are where it's at. Also, the final Crota fight is the only time in either raid that I ever hope a hunter is in the group. For everything else, a team of warlocks and titans would be most effective.
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Ummm... First part of Crota, dude? You can play it off like hunters don't matter but we own that stage. And we own that sword too, because we get to Crota untouched. Guaranteed more hunters have statistically killed Crota than any other class on hard and normal both. We don't do some things as well as the other classes, but we are, in fact, where it's at, sir.
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Anybody can own the first part of the crota raid. More often than not, warlocks are the only ones left on that rock killing the ogres.
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Editado por Gu4rdi4n Down: 3/5/2015 6:35:16 PMMore often than not its a hunter who makes his way there solo, invisibility, don't touch me gauntlets, blink strike and shadowjack get me to that rock everytime, then I smash the ogre and bladedance myself across the bridge using some RT invisibility on the way ... Easy!
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Correction: After a hunter got the warlock there first. Usually. And chances are that hunters have also taken stage one out 5 to 1 compared to other classes. If i had to guess. Not taking anything away from titans and warlocks, but ive seen them all wait at the beginning and just let the hunters do their work. And I've seen alot of them cower away from the sword as well. Credit where credit's due brother.
