Mine would be when i uploaded a video on youtube of my friend and me out at subway during free period talking about how stupid are teachers and stuff were. Apparently the teacher was stalking my facebook instagram and youtube and suspended me and my friend for saying anything bad about school Story 2: It was senior year and in one of my AP classes i got an A and the guy behind me who is a total idiot who always gets an F got an A and i got in trouble for "cheating for him " Story 3: I built a lazer gun with legos in kindergarten and teacher said i would become a "terrorist" Story 4: i was doing wallball in 8th grade when i accidently hit my friend in the face and giving him a bloody nose so the teacher gets me in trouble and even thought my friend said it was an accident the teacher still decided to send me down to the principals office and my friend followed me down to explain and the teacher was following us trying to take him to the nurse but he just kept on going and she got firede Story 5: i was talking to my friend in the back about the project we were doing and we got in trouble for "not talking about the project" Story 6: i was very smart in high school and was picked on for having all classes advanced and these kids started to pick on my girlfriend and tryed to get her to dump me because she was hot and i said "back off idiot" and he said "make me you bighead teacher pet" i then said "ok" and beat his ass so bad he got a bloody nose a broken arm and a big bruise on his back the principal didnt give a shit and suspended him Story 7: we had to do a presentation of a certain part of the human body and we had to partner up so obviously i partnered with my best friend who still is my best friend today and we had to put a stick with our names on it in a bin and she would call on whoever was picked and they would pick a body part...we were last and our only choices were "vulva/vagina, penis, or scrotum" Me and my friend where just like "-blam!-" and we picked the vulva/vagina ones Well when we did our presentation we started talking about things like what parts of the vulva and vagina and stuff...then we got to talking about periods and how women get "extremely emotional, violent, and other side effects" me and my friend got sent to the principle for being "feminist" the principle knew that we were doing the vulva/vagina thing and he saw out speech beforehand and copyed it We circled the spot we got in trouble for he said " that isnt feminist at all " and gave the teacher a week without pay Story 8: we had to do a thing with video games and child violence Me and my friend from story 7 knew that games didnt do shit to kids so we decided to talk about how it doesnt do anything to kids unless they have a mental issue or have a gunnin clear sight and think "i wana do what he does" which would just be bad parenting Well we got in trouble for "not displaying facts" -blam!-ing idiot teacher got fired for giving us an f and we got an auto A+ from the principle Story 9: in 7th we were doing a presentation in social studies about ancient rome I picked economy Nothing special happened but at the end when i put an illuminati symbol at the end of my powerpoint i got in trouble for "demonic rituals" which the principal decided was wrong because it was a funny joke and just told off the teacher Story 10: during 10-11th grade i was sortve a drug addict but i stopped that once i saw what i was doing to myself. Well apparently someone broke into my locker and saw my stash of weed and reported me to the principal. The principal was the nice principal from the other storys so he just had me go to suspension for a few days but did nothing about the guy who broke into my locker