So I came up with and posted elsewhere a "Fifth of November" inspired poem for Destiny. It was just the first most famous part of that poem. Then someone asked me if I could come up with the rest of it. So I decided to do that. And here it is.
[b]Remember, remember!
The 9th of September,
A game was released with no plot;
It was the fall season
And Deej gave no reason
And neither did Dinklebot![/b]
The Guardians and their companions
Did the scheme contrive
To blow Crota and Atheon
All up alive.
Gjallarhorns and Ice Breakers in tow,
To prove old Crota's overthrow.
There were bugs to fix, in a large batch,
But instead we got a goddamned Nerf patch.
Vex and Hive! There is much at stake.
Weasel Error?! For F*ck's Sake!
Head to the tower for a synth or two
I'm all out of glimmer, what about you?
Make sure your aim is on point when you snipe.
We'll lose heavy ammo if we need to wipe.
I love it and hate it, I rant on the forum
I sometimes have trouble maintaining my decorum.
I really just want the defects to be fixed,
I know with enhancements reactions are mixed.
These glitches and errors are really quite lame
Dear Bungie, Please fix your damned game!
Some notes about this: The original Fifth of November poem has many variations you can see some of them on these two sites [url]http://www.potw.org/archive/potw405.html[/url] and [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunpowder_Plot_in_popular_culture[/url]. Because of the wild variations toward the end you'll notice I took some liberties with the ending of mine with use of different rhyming words. Also I started from the one on the potw site. The bold part is the original part I posted in two other places on these forums.
Hope you like it.
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Enjoy some destiny limericks https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/79612478/0/0
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1 RespuestaThis is sick bro.