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originally posted in:Team Potato
3/9/2014 11:04:27 PM
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The PoTurtle Wars Continue
Hello. I am the leader of Team Potato. As you all know, we are at war with Team Turtle. So far everything is going well. Team Potato has been getting a lot of members and so has Team Turtle, so the war has been a good advertisement for both of our groups. But this is no time for neutrality. Team Potato needs more members, for our homeland is being attacked by Turtles. I am hoping you have the heart to help us Potatoes. So far we have not gone onto Turtle ground, but that may change in the future. I am hoping we can hold them back before we need to take more aggressive action. I do not want to attack the Turtle land, for my scouts have reported many innocent civilian Turtles who are not responsible for the war. Please help prevent anymore bloodshed. Thank you.
-Potato
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1 ReplyIt seems the Turtles are rallying against the Potato dominance of the forums. They've gained a lot of members, but the Potatoes have maintained a massive presence in the forums; they may have launched an offensive, but their stance is weak! The Potatoes should attack while their shells are soft!
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4 RepliesOur best strategy for now is to defend our territory. When the time comes, infiltration will be necessary in order to capture their bases. My best position would be on the offensive, as I have a knack for getting the first shot.
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6 RepliesEdited by Micolash: 3/10/2014 12:09:05 AMHEHE, you go ahead and stay on defense, but i'm going on offense, IT'S TIME TO ROLL SOME BRAINLESS LETHARGIC TURTLES ON THEIR BACKS AND WATCH WHILE THEY STRUGGLE TO RIGHT THEMSELVES, THEN I SHALL POUR LIGHTER FLUID INTO THEIR SHELLS AND BURN THEM WHILE THERE BODIES CONTORT WITH PAIN.
