The thing in front of you will now be your weapon! And say how you are gonna use it!
Mines a cup...
[spoiler]in front of the device you're using[/spoiler]
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Well, anyone who's reading this right now, the 3 things they have infront of them now are - Smartphone - Tablet - Laptop/Computer So you saying a cup after you typed this thread, you lied xD
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My cat
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My leg
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Crap, the only thing in front of me is the phone I'm using to creep the forums.
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My wall. [spoiler]Time to flatten some bitches.[/spoiler]
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Well, cats can be deadly projectiles.
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A fat ass
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A female black lab that just wags her tail and climbs in your lap. FEAR ME!
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Raspberry Pop Tart....
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Grass....hope the minions of the dark have allergies
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Woo gonna beat people to death with my legs
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My bong? Perfect! The darkness is gonna be way too stoned to wanna hurt us.
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My leg....
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Toilet paper..
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My girlfriends nice big round ass
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Mine is a stuffed cow
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A body pillow
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A blanket
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MY 65 4k tv
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A desk fan...
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The forums are in front me me right now... [spoiler]screens boi[/spoiler] The worst weapon ever... The rage will kill all
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Your woman's booty?
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A corgi... Could be worse :/
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Coffee table?
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A Yu-Gi-Oh deck. "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-Duel!"