The thing in front of you will now be your weapon! And say how you are gonna use it!
Mines a cup...
[spoiler]in front of the device you're using[/spoiler]
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My nutsack? Teabag ginger it is.
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I wonder how i can use, my, Girlfriend?
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sesame seed chicken. I'll only feed the darkness
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My closet will your b00ty
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Ill bash u with my flat screen T.V
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Well damn... It's my toilet paper holder stand...
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HAHAHA! I tricked you! I made sure I read this thread in the garage, standing in front of the CHAINSAW! Hahaha ha. ...waitaminute. this is the one with the busted chain..... Crap.
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Richard, 22lb Maine Coon.
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A... door? I guess I could use it as a shield...
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mines a chest of drawers. Don't really know how I'm going to use it though
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A very lethal mattress
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Edited by Dead General X: 10/10/2015 5:41:29 AMWell. We'll all be throwing our phones, tablets, or monitors. Edit: Oh didn't, click on the spoiler. Ok, so a napkin
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Edited by xDeadHandx: 10/10/2015 5:42:42 AMGod damn a lot of people masturbating to the destiny forums.[spoiler]I guess all the salt is a great lubricant[/spoiler] Edit: oh and my weapon is a wall. FEAR THE WALL
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A door
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My one year old son...not sure how he would help lol
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Deez nuts
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That's stupid. Why would I try to use this table when I have a perfectly good handgun on my hip and a rifle available?
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My steering wheel...
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Toilet paper.
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This dickkkk
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Laundry Basket full of clean clothes. Do the clothes count or just the basket?
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My penis?
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My parrot?
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Pillow
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A cup sporting an image of Gonzo.
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Mac & cheese