The thing in front of you will now be your weapon! And say how you are gonna use it!
Mines a cup...
[spoiler]in front of the device you're using[/spoiler]
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a -blam!-ing book shelf!?
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My forklift
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Butterknife...
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My phone
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big bag of nacho cheese doritos. i hope whatever attacks me has the munchies
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Dirty martini and a plethora of marijuana! Lol get people swirved to death!
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I hope theres some humans without a "y" chromosome giving a beej right now...
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My new kanger subox. Wonder if I can vape someone to death?
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Ketchup...
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An English mastiff? I guess I didn't get totally screwed with this one
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Hookah. Let's all relax and watch some new age tv eh?
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My cousin
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My dog.. Got that Nina lol
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The shopping cart
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My dick?
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The Babadook?
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One of those poker box sets. Umm, I raise 200?
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My foot. [spoiler]KICK THE FALLEN! :D[/spoiler]
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A mother-blam!-er Well imma be my titan and beat a mother-blam!-er with another mother-blam!-er!!!
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Mines a bed
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My phone.
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My raging... Nephew. What did you think I was going to say? That 5 year old will throw a tantrum that will destroy anything foolish enough to be in its way.
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Needful Things by Stephen King?? [spoiler]I hope zombies like good literature.[/spoiler]
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Great - I'm facing adversity in fine form, armed with a bourbon and zero calorie caramel apple soda. Thank god I've got my middle finger emote. :-)
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..my diploma?
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[i]Large purple Dildo.[/i]