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7/12/2008 6:38:28 PM
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Yo mama jokes.....Halo Style !

"Yo Momma's so fat she jumped through Halo and got stuck." "Yo Momma's so fat when she fell through the map, she killed the Guardians." "Yo Momma's so fat when she went through a teleporter, she telefragged her left thigh." "Yo Momma's so fat when she jumped on the swinging bridge on Headlong, it overloaded." "Yo Momma's so fat she takes up two pregame lobbies." "Yo Momma's so fat when she spawned she got a Killamanjaro, Killamanjaro, Killamanjaro..." "Yo Momma's so fat she walked up to the Scorpion and it said "Don't press X to drive Scorpion." "Yo Momma's so fat when she spawned, no one else could spawn because she took up all the spawn points." "Yo Momma's so fat when she went to blue screen it said "Reducing weight"" "Yo Momma's so fat she actually uses the Pizza Cutter on Burial Mounds." "Yo Momma's so fat when she spawned it said "Press X to pick up Sniper Rifle, Plasma Pistol, Plasma Rifle, SMG..." "Yo Momma's so stupid people thought she was stand-bying because she kept running into walls." "Yo Momma's so fat that she sat on Halo and Elites popped out." (This is just a joke)"imSuck's Mom is so fat that her gamertag is imFat." "Yo Momma's so fat to crouch for a superbounce she just has to stick her finger under a crouch spot." "Yo Momma's so fat to get out of the map you just have to have her run straight at a barrier." "Yo Momma's so fat you have to hog launch with 16,000+ grenades to get on top of her... LAYING DOWN!" "Yo Momma's so stupid we asked her to get the combo and she went and got the #9 at McDonalds." "Yo Momma's so stupid we were suggesting maps and I said Lockout she said "NO LET ME BACK IN!"" "Yo Momma's so fat they use her to play King of the Hill." "Yo Momma's so fat when you play territories she has control of ALL of them."
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  • yo mama r so hawt she r distractz ppl in last res0rtz n high groundz bi we3ring her bikini at teh beaches

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  • lol.....

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  • Yo momma so dumb! That when I put on Infection , She said "No I dont want aids!" Yo momma so ugly! That when we played Slayer! Everyone looked at her and said!"Damn I didnt know we was playin infection!" Yo mommas so ugly that when she played halo people would look at her screen and say"Man I thought this was halo not thi ring!" [Edited on 07.14.2008 8:48 AM PDT]

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  • your mummas so fat she tried to cook a warthog on a spitroast....

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  • Yo mama's so stupid, that she has a very low IQ.

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  • Yo mamma so stupid when she heard "GHOST!" She called the ghostbusters. Yo mamma so fat when she sits around the base, she sits [b][i]AROUND[/b][/i] the base! Yo mamma so fat she can play on Avalanche and Sidewinder at the same time! Yo mamma so fat UNSC cruisers can see her from orbit... AND they have to include her gravitational field in their Slipspace vectors!

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  • "Yo Momma's so fat she walked up to the Scorpion and it said "Don't press X to drive Scorpion." ROFL OMG this thread is saved!

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  • Even though "your mom" jokes are very old and not funny... ...I laughed at a lot of these. Especially the "fell off the map and killed the Guardians." one.

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  • [quote]"Yo Momma's so fat when she fell through the map, she killed the Guardians."[/quote] LOL

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  • "Your mama's so fat she jumped through halo and got stuck!" LMFAO

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  • The bottom "Yo Momma" joke sounds useful. [Edited on 07.12.2008 10:51 AM PDT]

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  • Your mother is not intelligent, because she let you post this thread. Good amirite?

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  • yo mama is such a slut she let me "HALO" her last night

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  • Yo mamas so fat and slutty, she hopped on an Elephant and said "Anyone want a ride on my mongoose?"

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  • Aren’t all of them off the internet im sure i saw them somewhere then there were hundreds below that as well. [Edited on 07.12.2008 10:45 AM PDT]

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  • Yo Momma's so fat that she has a bunch of splatter medals in social, just for running around. Yo Momma's so stupid that when she got a Killamanjaro she yelled "Oh my GOD! i won a vacation!" [Edited on 07.12.2008 10:42 AM PDT]

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