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Edited by Anul Gourmet:
2/17/2015 6:58:46 AM
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Penis positions
What's the most uncomfortable position for your dick to be in while wearing pants? I'd say facing downwards. Edit 1: Wow, I wasn't expecting this to make a return. Edit 2: 100!
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#Offtopic
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16 Replies
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5 RepliesWhen it gets between my tits and the chest hair rubs it raw
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1 ReplyWhen you're duck is posed by satan and it curls into you're anus. [spoiler]insert Lenny [/spoiler]
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When it escapes the cage, but not the zoo. [spoiler]Scratch that, escaping the zoo is probably the most uncomfortable position you can be in. Especially if you're in a public place. THE ZIPPER JUST DIDNT WORK OKAY[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhen I step on it because I forget to wrap it around my leg
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8 RepliesEdited by GENERALSPAZZZ14: 2/1/2015 4:19:01 PMMy penis has only one prime directive; and that is to kill.
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Beans above the frank.
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6 Replies> tight jeans > dick poking out of a leg of my underwear > edge of underwear chafing on dick like mad Or when you have a raging boner which then goes down and a load of pubic hair gets trapped under the foreskin. #uncutproblems
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Twisted
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When it's not in a woman.
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5 RepliesWrapped around my whole leg
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Any position where the hole snags on something hurts like hell
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7 RepliesAnyone else noticed that you can find the nicest people in comment sections for porn vids?
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>le school >sees hot chick >ultrabonermode.exe activated >le bone is to big for pantelones >tries to configure settings where my pingas will get comfy >hopes no one is looking >boner is comfy >embarrassed.exe has stopped working
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op is fgt
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1 ReplyJeans and a not fully hard bit not fully soft erection
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16 RepliesJust when you think these forums couldn't get any gayer
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This is why I pretty much always wear shorts except for when I'm working
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1 Reply[quote]What's the most uncomfortable position for your dick to be in while wearing pants? I'd say facing downwards.[/quote] chopped off and pissing out blood
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4 RepliesWell I am 10 years old And what is penis?
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when it is hanging out of the leg hole of your underwear and rubbing your crotch
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The Flopping Moose is quite uncomfortable for me.
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2 RepliesThe worst is having it poke through the piss hole in the underwear, and then walking while the head rubs against the interior of your pants.
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5 RepliesWhen you're wearing tight jeans and you bend/sit down and the crotch pushes up between your nuts
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2 RepliesWhen you get a hard on in public so you have to tuck it behind your belt so no one notices
