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Edited by TheHunterLegend:
9/29/2015 10:18:56 PM
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How do Exos have sex
Title says all
[b]EDIT[/b]:Over 100!?! Keep going get this to trending
[b]Edit[/b]:Over 300!?!? Holy Shiz get this to top 5 trending
[b]Edit[/b]:You guys post some funny shit!!
[b]Edit[/b]:Revive this post
English
#Destiny
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Reviving post. 1-2-3
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5 RepliesMore importantly. If a black man such as myself, decides to bang some purple awoken girl... What color does my kid turn out??
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Duct tape, pliers, hacksaw, petroleum jelly...wait...you meant exos. Nvm
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1 ReplySame way half of this userbase does.
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Watch the Pixar movie Robots. You'll get it.
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1 ReplyI wonder if male Exos stick their USB in upside down on the first attempt as well.
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Well us humans have been blowing cartridges for years, you gotta figure we'd eventually develop robots to do it for us.
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You are my hero, you just posted what has been on my mind since day one.
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1 ReplySexos
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8 RepliesI inserted my 3 and a half inch floppy into a computer once
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1 ReplyArticle in The Telegraph says by 2050 there will be more human on robot sex than human on human. And if it's in the newspapers it must be true.
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WiFi... like the Sylvester Stallone movie Demolition Man... the just look at each other. They do it to US! We round the corner, come close to a vex, the vex squeals then splooges purple stuff at us. (With such a force it hurts a little) They climax so fast cause we guardians are so pretty.
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It's like a USB on a computer. Literally it's a USB program called "sex.exe"
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my exo hunter smashed the exo stranger =)
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I'm kinda curious too..Since Exo's are obviously VERY aware, would they react if they touched down...there? I mean, Banshee and Lakshmi DO wear clothes despite not ever being in battle. Maybe during the Golden Age, there were lonely humans who built some or all Exos with advanced life like psuedo gender parts? Since Exo's somehow gained conciousness and could feel every emotion humans could, maybe special receptors allow them to be...SEXO's! The females even have boobs! If this is the case, The Exo Stranger had better watch the f--k out! I will now attempt to feel up Lakshmi-2 and punch Banshee in his theoretical nutz.
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Lubricated USB ports and cables. Guys have cables, women ports.
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Usb ports and cable??
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They dont. They were created I'm pretty sure.
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Male end to female end.
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You boot up the males hardware, who proceeds to insert his USB into the Females USB slot which is fizzling with electricity.
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Oh and WD40
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With a spanner
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Guys this is only a question for anonpig #hikevin
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USB stick into the USB slot.
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A little 5W-30 and go for it.
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Bump circuits.
