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Edited by Nverted-Angel:
1/30/2015 1:58:48 AM
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You realize your fireteam sucks when...
Finish the sentence.
You realize your fireteam sucks when you get to the bridge and everyone immediately jumps off the edge.
[b]Edit:[/b] 700 replies! Nice
[b]Edit:[/b]1000 replies!!
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When they die and just go quiet instead of calling it out or explaining why. Also dying a lot and leaving in shame.
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Can't get the first run on atheon completed without people dieing
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15 RepliesMe: Hey everyone got their best DPS rockets right? G-Unit, HoC, or any tracking rocket shooter? Team: Yep Proceed to start raid as usual, team heads to center ledge, I drop down to top of steps between Crota and Gatekeeper, Swordbearer goes down, grab sword and head to rock. Me: Ok, shoot this dick in the face! I hop up invisible, standing at his feet to inflict damage as soon as he hints at kneeling. Keep waiting, and waiting, and waiting. Invisibility goes away and get sword smashed in cranium. Me: Ummmm, I saw 1 rocket and a bunch of bullets...I thought everyone was clear on using their best DPS rockets?! Team: Snipers work just fine, why waste the heavy? Mentalhaze20 has left the fireteam Before leaving I checked what they all were using, and honest to God 2 of the dipsticks were using rare sniper rifles, not even fully upgraded. They did like 241 damage. Oh man was I shocked and dumbfounded
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They all go quiet when you point out that whilst yoo're not with them on the raid-you're still in the party chat and heard everything they said about you for the last 15 minutes.
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When it takes 30 mins to beat Crota on HM. Or when one guy dies on accident the first run. Then accidentally blows himself up the 2nd run in ogres. Two accidental deaths = you blow
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"Hey anyone got any exotics" (Crota Hard mode) Hunting122 has left the fire team
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When you ask how they replenish their health on hard crotas end. The responses are hilarious: We can just use the chalice. I don't have anything but let's just try it. I can just use radiance when I die. (Activating super replenishes health......) My Melee can get my health back.
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When you get a bunch of Canadians online and they all talk crap on America! American full blooded born and raised and DAMN proud of it.
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12 RepliesWhen a 31 has to tell all 32's how to do CEHM.
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When your doing abyss and your a hunter with dont touch me last up someone tells you to wipe
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When crota is one swing away and a guy kills himself thinking we're wiping
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When both team mates run past your ghost in skirmish When you genuinely make a mistake and go down in a nightfall and both team mates run over with a "I'll save you" intention. No bubble, no self res, nothing. Couldn't even back out and re join....... The darkness consumed you.
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1 ReplyThere's purple ammo out there Just wait No I'll be quick Ogres are coming it can wait.... Shit the over soul!! Sorry guys Deathcount0 has left the fire team.
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40 RepliesYour fire team throws an interception at the one yard line instead of handing it off to lynch.
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7 RepliesYou hear a lot if American accents /high pitched voices
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15 RepliesYou know your fireteam sucks when It takes 1.45 hours to clear VOG in hard with 31 and 32! When a warlock dies, revives and then dies all in the same conflux faze When the arc hunter doesnt super the ads through the glass on crota When you dont leave the knights to last so warlocks can super them for orbs When you see someone using a fusion rifle on atheon When you see someone using golden gun on atheon When you cant kill atheon in 2 teleports When you see a striker in any raid at any point, a part from the canyon jump for lulz. Supermaning that shit is fun When a arc hunter runs past a gorgon, so it turns and see the rest if the team. And he then blames you guys When your fireteam still care about the shard chest in gorgon maze When someone else in you fireteam of 31 and 32s cant solo mars or venus, ffs it is not hard! When you enterthe summmoning pits, and then dont clear out the ads first. Ffs, clear ads. Fire heavies and supers. He will be at half health already!
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So how do we use this relic?
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When you get all the way to Crota and you find that no one on the fire team has any heavy ammo or heavy ammo synths. Just makes you want to quit right then.
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1 ReplyYou get the highest K/D highest amount of kills, And Highest score in the whole match, and you lose by 10k points
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They're all squeakers.
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3 RepliesWhen you see "last guardian standing" flash up on your screen
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"I've never played this strike before"
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1 ReplyVoG - Someone says "ive done this a million times, ive got the relic" get to gatekeeper cp and same guy says "whoever has other relic i need cleansed, i cant see" Crota - "everyone, rockets ready". Someone says "i dont have any, no purple drops". "Use a synth". Same guy "i dont have any" Crucible - Holding 2 points, someone caps the third and spawn flips.
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1 ReplyWhen your team mates are trying to take the shriekers out at the deathsinger with snipers.....on hard mode
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2 RepliesCue the sound of 3-4 bongs being hit at the same time before crota's encounter on HM
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Nobody has me....
