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1/27/2015 2:46:43 PM
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farthest you've gone with the opposite sex
Title says it all.
Mine was earlier. Was playing a strike in destiny. I sent "ayyyyy lmao"
Never got a reply.
Moral of the story is don't lose your dinosaur.
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Edited by Coup de Grace: 1/28/2015 3:15:44 AM
Started a new topic: Farthest you've gone with the same sex(336 Replies))
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Multiple cuckhold sessions.
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1 ReplyFirst-and-a-half base
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Been married since 1998.
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4 RepliesTipped my Fedora at her, saying "M'Lady." I then proceeded to court her in the proper fashion by bombarding her with statements and questions such as "Do you like mlp?" "I'm a nice guy." "Your old boyfriends were probably douchebags." "Do you want to see my 9gag guy mask?" After she began ignoring me, I shouted after "Stupid tumblr femnist." "You're probably a casual," before sighing and admitting defeat. "Friendzoned again," I muttered to myself, as I went to complain about how girls ruin everything to Reddit. My Relationship with Otthild was quite successful, in my opinion.
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Going on a date... Wish me luck
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Some girl at my school slapped my butt because she thought I was someone else.
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Looked then ran away awkwardly
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Friend zoned a girl
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1 ReplyShaked hands.
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2 RepliesWas about to have sex when her parents came home. I'Il give you a hint... [spoiler]It's not fun to jump out of a 2 story window with nothing but underwear a sock and in 20 degree weather.[/spoiler]
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Dated, talked about sex and that's it.
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What have I not done?
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4 RepliesWell, I was alone with him is his car, we kissed and snuggled but nothing else happened...well he's grabbed my butt before but thats it :p I know....boring lol
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Aanl s3x
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4 RepliesI feel kinda bad, I'm 17 and in a stable relationship where we have a healthy amount of physical contact, sex notwithstanding, and everyone else is like "I held hands once" and I just... I'm so sorry... I sincerely hope you guys are joking and if you aren't, you are in my prayers fellow Guardians. May you pierce the veil of their summoning pits.
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10 RepliesTrue story, when I was 17 my dad and his bitch wife took me on some Christian themed cruise to the Bahamas and I was kinda pissed because I was stuck with my crazy family and a 13 year old step brother, well we got on the boat and I'm on the top deck and I see the sexiest chick on the boat like my lord I thought why was she even here?!? I thought to myself no way in hell I'm getting with that ( Not that I'm ugly or anything I'm very attractive 6'5 in shape all that good shit) but she was just soooooo fine and I told myself no way it happens. Well later that night I got away from my family and was sipping coke on the deck and I saw her again with her fat friend, fatso came up to me and started talking and so did she I blew her fat friend away and started trying to jones her, well it worked we started talking and hanging out every single day on this cruise, it was truly the best week of my life. Well on the last day she kinda hinted at me she wanted to do the deed and I was all for it, the problem is she wanted me to take her to my room where my little brothers are -_- I told her no way that's happening and actually talked her into going to the woman's bathroom it was pretty awesome and she gave some mean head and I finished in her mouth and later that night I saw her give her dad a kiss and I couldn't help but laugh lmao but that's my story! I hope you see this Jamie you gave me the best week any 17 year old could dream of!!!
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2 RepliesI heard women have berginas. (sp)?
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Few hundred miles.
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1 ReplyIs 3rd base anal?
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I identity as an attack chopper
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I believe taco bell. May have been a bad idea now that i think about it.
