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Edited by Prometheus25:
1/26/2015 4:26:16 AM
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My dog's testicles are stuck in a mouse trap?
My chuwawa usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that I had placed a few mousetraps in there. The dog is still relatively young and has tentacles the size of tennis balls. I mean, they are bigger than his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He’s really angry now and won’t let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and I’m bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of my car’s tires, so I can’t drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 yr old approach it from the front to distract the dog while I sneek up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anyone have any better ideas?
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An Engram Full Of Bees
open me. - old
Alright guys, time to come out with it. No, this post isn't real, everything is all good. I made this post because I wanted people to take their minds off all this "Update We Will Never Get" and a bunch of other negative crap. I was strolling through the forums, and I never realized how negative people can be. The point of this was to show that even though there are lots of problems with life (and Destiny, which is the same thing for some people), it can be important to have a good laugh once in a while. That said, I apologize to anyone who was offended or disturbed by this post, and I apologize to the Admins and Forums for the disruption that I caused (which they had brought to my attention). HOWEVER! I've been getting lots of messages from people about how hard they were laughing, or how much the post made their day. That goes to show the point that I'm trying to make. Anyways, thank you for your patience and time (no pun intended). Have a nice day, guardians! [spoiler]And no, I don't have a chuwawa. Those rat-faced abominations should burn in hell.[/spoiler]
