The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit.
Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine.
The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris).
However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up.
Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange.
The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR!
But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching [u]The Land Before Time[/u], It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! [b]Lava is Orange![/b] I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of
[i]Mount Doom[/i].
One time a Hobbit named [b]Frodo[/b] threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)!
This is all we really know about this so called "ring":
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
[u]Seven[/u] for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring.
SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of
[i]cheese[/i]! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE!
That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action!
---The Group---
[url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/212447/Group/GroupHome.aspx]Orange The Tru7h[/url]
[Edited on 07.23.2008 4:26 PM PDT]
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I so regret trying to dis this guy a while ago! This all makes perfect sense!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RyanThePerson Quick! Change the name of the thread back before it is locked for all caps!!!!! Edit: What the hell? It says "BOOGITY< BOOGITYIt wont get locked. It finally worked here is the group: [url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/212447/Group/GroupHome.aspx]Orange The Tru7h[/url]Quick! Change the name of the thread back before it is locked for all caps!!!!! Edit: What the hell? It says "BOOGITY< BOOGITYYah, I know, I'm just hyper today! :P Also, have you made it yet? I can't see it in your list of groups.lol I was jk. I'll make you one. I'm not able to create a group, it keeps saying Bad Response From Server, but the rest of B.net is workng fine for me so I don't know whats up? BTW I changed the thread title. [Edited on 07.02.2008 8:18 PM PDT]I SAID *HINT**HINT DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!! Maybe I should take my meds.... [Edited on 07.02.2008 8:15 PM PDT][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Parasite Poo being brown is a common misconseption. There is poo that is black, green, light yellow, even red when certain kidney problems occur. I find it offensive that you would stereotype all poo into one category like that.[/quote] My appologys. But I do find it rude that you do not address Poo Poo, by its full name. It is 'Poo Poo'. Not just, 'Poo'.Yeah, but there is no one here that wants to be one though.So, I'm pretty sure your going to need some Mods for this group. *hint* *hint*Wait Tru7h will work I just had to take this> : out.[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Parasite I'm going to create the group now, I'm going to go with Orange: The Tru7h [/quote] can I have the position "Dream Ambassador to the Almighty Grunt?"[/quote] If that's possible, I don't have a problem with it. ________________________ use conspiracy then [Edited on 07.02.2008 8:06 PM PDT]Its not letting me put the 7 in Tru7h, should I go with the Conspiracy one or just call it Truth? Yeah you can have that position. [Edited on 07.02.2008 8:07 PM PDT][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Parasite I'm going to create the group now, I'm going to go with Orange: The Tru7h [/quote] can I have the position "Dream Ambassador to the Almighty Grunt?"[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Parasite I'm going to create the group now, I'm going to go with Orange: The Tru7h [/quote] GreatI'm going to create the group now, I'm going to go with Orange: The Tru7hI am rather fond of "Orange: The Tru7h" <-------(I like how he used a 7 as a T)I'm going to go with Orange:the Conspiracy As long as i get the position "Dream Ambassador to the Almighty Grunt" then I'm happyI vote for "Orange: The Tru7h".the group shall be called The Meaning or What Happens when the Flood Hitshow about this, Orange: The Tru7h Or Orange: The Conspiracy[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Parasite Hey if the group hasn't been made yet then I'll make one. BarrenVonHedshot, I'll give you full control, just tell me what you want the group to be called.[/quote] Lol alright you can make a group for it but I'm waiting for more input about the name. _____________________________ Poo being brown is a common misconseption. There is poo that is black, green, light yellow, even red when certain kidney problems occur. I find it offensive that you would stereotype all poo into one category like that. [Edited on 07.02.2008 7:53 PM PDT][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Naza The Noob Poo poo is Brown![/quote] hey that was called spam...I dont appreciate that at allPoo poo is Brown!Hey if the group hasn't been made yet then I'll make one. BarrenVonHedshot, I'll give you full control, just tell me what you want the group to be called. [Edited on 07.02.2008 7:46 PM PDT][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Parasite You know how you said for grunts this is only 3 pages long and that you could talk to cats? Well I'm using firefox [u]3[/u].0 and foxes are [u]orange[/u]. also the are in the [u]dog[/u] family and dogs are enemy's of CATS!!!! I believe I just figured out something. [/quote] we need to translate the cat language of lolcat and figure out their plans against the dogs! Then I can inform the grunt in his sleep about this and he'll advise me an Achronos because we are the only two on speaking term with the grunt (he used to talk to Stosh...but you all know where THAT went)!