The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit.
Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine.
The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris).
However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up.
Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange.
The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR!
But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching [u]The Land Before Time[/u], It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! [b]Lava is Orange![/b] I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of
[i]Mount Doom[/i].
One time a Hobbit named [b]Frodo[/b] threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)!
This is all we really know about this so called "ring":
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
[u]Seven[/u] for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring.
SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of
[i]cheese[/i]! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE!
That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action!
---The Group---
[url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/212447/Group/GroupHome.aspx]Orange The Tru7h[/url]
[Edited on 07.23.2008 4:26 PM PDT]
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DID WE PAINT THE SUN YET?!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayerspiddey Seven IS NOT the ultimate number. Forty-two is the ultimate number.... and raptor has 6 letters...[/quote] *Gasps* Forty-two divided by seven is six! ZOMG!
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Seven IS NOT the ultimate number. Forty-two is the ultimate number.... and raptor has 6 letters... [Edited on 07.03.2008 7:38 AM PDT]
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^ Just look at these last two posts...we get the whole spectrum of responses ! ! !
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[b]This post is to affirm that on this day, the 3rd of July in the year of our Lord 2008, that the author of this thread [i]BaronVonHedshot[/i] did in fact receive a Meritorious Citation of Internet Ownership, and a medal of Skills in Satire and Prose. All subordinate posters will render appropriate honors and respects to this poster. Signed, [/b] [i]Sword and Scales[/i], Distributor of Official Internet Awards and Citations
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Not funny at all. Looks like something a 12 year old typed, or a mentally retarded 13-20 year old. [Edited on 07.03.2008 7:21 AM PDT]
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Wow it looks like a moving purple nurple.
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Oh hell....I'll just give stosh a purple nurple and see what happens
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GG Archang3l [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun like...what if I messaged him and gave him [url=http://minchinela.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/purple-nurple.gif]this[/url] with an explanation of course[/quote] if u stare at it it looks like it's moving [/quote] but that doesn't answer my question. Should I give stosh a purple nurple
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I've known this for a while. I'm pretty sure it tells all in the rules. Oh wait, nobody reads the rules.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun like...what if I messaged him and gave him [url=http://minchinela.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/purple-nurple.gif]this[/url] with an explanation of course[/quote] if u stare at it it looks like it's moving
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i was laughing the whole time i read that
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like...what if I messaged him and gave him [url=http://minchinela.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/purple-nurple.gif]this[/url] with an explanation of course
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so are we still giving Stosh a purple nurple?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Uncle SLAM 50 your weird.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OD97 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Uncle SLAM 50 your weird.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChadxxVader You had me laughing[/quote] I'm thinking both......[/quote] Are you calling me crazy?!?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Uncle SLAM 50 your weird.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChadxxVader You had me laughing[/quote] I'm thinking both......
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RyanThePerson BarrenVonHedshot, can you edit the OP so it has a link to the group? [/quote] yeah sure!
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BarrenVonHedshot, can you edit the OP so it has a link to the group?
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alright. c ya
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I have to get off for the night but I'll be back tomorrow.
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oh, okay... I joined the group! I like how it's orange!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Parasite [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RyanThePerson Quick! Change the name of the thread back before it is locked for all caps!!!!! Edit: What the hell? It says "BOOGITY< BOOGITY[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Parasite [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RyanThePerson Quick! Change the name of the thread back before it is locked for all caps!!!!! Edit: What the hell? It says "BOOGITY< BOOGITY[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RyanThePerson Quick! Change the name of the thread back before it is locked for all caps!!!!! Edit: What the hell? It says "BOOGITY< BOOGITYI so regret trying to dis this guy a while ago! This all makes perfect sense!