The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit.
Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine.
The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris).
However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up.
Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange.
The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR!
But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching [u]The Land Before Time[/u], It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! [b]Lava is Orange![/b] I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of
[i]Mount Doom[/i].
One time a Hobbit named [b]Frodo[/b] threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)!
This is all we really know about this so called "ring":
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
[u]Seven[/u] for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring.
SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of
[i]cheese[/i]! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE!
That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action!
---The Group---
[url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/212447/Group/GroupHome.aspx]Orange The Tru7h[/url]
[Edited on 07.23.2008 4:26 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun all support I can givce will be given...which is alot! I'm already doing everything in my power to cement our groups place! Already membership has doubled today![/quote]Good work, if we haven't already maby we should place an ad in the recruitment forum.[/quote] then we'll have a huge explosion of members I'll do it!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun all support I can givce will be given...which is alot! I'm already doing everything in my power to cement our groups place! Already membership has doubled today![/quote]Good work, if we haven't already maby we should place an ad in the recruitment forum.
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all support I can givce will be given...which is alot! I'm already doing everything in my power to cement our groups place! Already membership has doubled today!
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i support this worthy cause and will do all in my power to help chuck norris (he's my idol) =D CURSE YOU SONY!!!!! D=<
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] marathon30596 im with you[/quote] The creepy thing is as soon as I read that, my sister started blasting "I'm With You - Avril Lavigne"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] marathon30596 im with you[/quote]Thank you, your support means alot to me.
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im with you
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo How has the message been getting out? I mean...Yeahhhh the weather IS nicee*coughthey'rerightbehindme*thunder storms yeahh......................[/quote]pretty good, have you joined the group yet?
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How has the message been getting out? I mean...Yeahhhh the weather IS nicee*coughthey'rerightbehindme*thunder storms yeahh......................
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo *still dead* *Dead hand grips Barrens leg*[/quote]I take it your blacklist is over! Neat[/quote] shhhh they don't know that yet... but yeah !!!! RICK ROLLING HAS TAKEN ME DOWN, BUT I JUST GOT RIGHT BACK UP but I broke my belly button bone[/quote]Oh, I see...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo *still dead* *Dead hand grips Barrens leg*[/quote]I take it your blacklist is over! Neat[/quote] shhhh they don't know that yet... but yeah !!!! RICK ROLLING HAS TAKEN ME DOWN, BUT I JUST GOT RIGHT BACK UP but I broke my belly button bone
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo *still dead* *Dead hand grips Barrens leg*[/quote]I take it your blacklist is over! Neat
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*still dead* *Dead hand grips Barrens leg*
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I joined their group for fun :D!
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*cough cough* Barren... They've stolen... My soul... *cough* *death*
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wow this is going to be huge
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Sorry the OP should have said "raptors" had 7 letters, I'll fix it [Edited on 07.03.2008 8:40 PM PDT]
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Very funny...but not really. Divide by zero to defeat Chuck Norris?! That's classic...but not really. I guess I'll join your group anyways...but not really. [Edited on 07.03.2008 8:57 AM PDT]
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"Orange" rhymes with "doorhinge"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dannyloomes05 Not funny at all. Looks like something a 12 year old typed, or a mentally retarded 13-20 year old.[/quote] Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn.... [Edited on 07.03.2008 8:20 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Raincrow789 Are you high?[/quote] Are you sober?
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Are you high?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RY iZ t3h PwNz Raptor has 6 letters, therefore an entire half of your conspiracy is wrong.[/quote] no.....42/7=6
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Raptor has 6 letters, therefore an entire half of your conspiracy is wrong.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trunk Badger DID WE PAINT THE SUN YET?![/quote] no but we DID: 1) give stosh a purple nurple 2) create a group
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DID WE PAINT THE SUN YET?!