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The Meaning of Life: Orange rhymes with Orange and the true meaning of 7

The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit. Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine. The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris). However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up. Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange. The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR! But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching [u]The Land Before Time[/u], It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! [b]Lava is Orange![/b] I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of [i]Mount Doom[/i]. One time a Hobbit named [b]Frodo[/b] threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)! This is all we really know about this so called "ring": Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, [u]Seven[/u] for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring. SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of [i]cheese[/i]! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE! That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action! ---The Group--- [url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/212447/Group/GroupHome.aspx]Orange The Tru7h[/url] [Edited on 07.23.2008 4:26 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trunk Badger *coughabovepostiswrongcough*[/quote] WHO IS FORCING YOU TO SAY THIS? It's PS3, isn't it?! [Edited on 07.01.2008 7:28 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trunk Badger [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=22820322&viewreplies=true#end]NINJA POSTED IN MY THREAD!!! WE WILL SUCCEED!!!![/url] we have the brain....but how do we get the bungie color?[/quote] Hmm... well, Lukems is similar to Duke Nukem, whose game Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed indefinitely. Building a space elevator has also been delayed indefinitely. So obviously, we must build a space elevator to the sun and paint it purple to draw out Duke Nukem, who will then help us kidnap Lukems, and discover the secret of the color Bungie!

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  • WHAT ABOUT PAINTING THE SUN?! oh...nvm.... im looking at lukem's brain the color bungie is...... TARNSPARENT!!! of course!!! that is why they have super effective ninjas!!!! they are invisible!!! WE MUST MAKE THE SUN INVISIBLE!!!!! BUT IN ITS PLACE WILL BE A PURPLE DUKE NUKEM!!!! ...no that is what the spy wants us to do!!! NVM ABOUT DUKE NUKEM! now we can please the dark lord shishka!! i just hope that VonHeadshot will return with the soffish... [Edited on 07.01.2008 7:29 PM PDT]

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  • A very clever person has messaged me with more clues, however his name will remain secret so that the government does not track him down and perform experiments on him... this is what he had to say: [quote]I used to think nothing rhymed with orange. Then you said orange rhymed with orange. And it got me thinking, why can't 2 words rhyme with one word??? So DOOR HINGE rhymes with ORANGE and door hinges are goldish, but when tarnished are ORANGE and also they are the same material made to make rings, which you said thrown into the ORANGE lava 7 times..................................... It's the goverment man, its the government, they're on to you man, hide man HIDE![/quote] Wise words from a wise man. Well I'm fleeing to South America before the government hunts me down too. I will take it upon myself to rescue the Soffish and return the rings of power to Bungie. If I don't return in 7 months 7 days 7 hours 7 minutes and 7 seconds from now, Send ninja reinforcements. Also start developing the colour "Bungie" to paint the sun with so that the ninjas will have a power level of more than 9,000! Wish me luck! [Edited on 07.01.2008 8:29 PM PDT]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=22820322&viewreplies=true#end]NINJA POSTED IN MY THREAD!!! WE WILL SUCCEED!!!![/url] we have the brain....but how do we get the bungie color? [Edited on 07.01.2008 7:16 PM PDT]

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  • This thread made my day...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trunk Badger [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trunk Badger [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun well...what about those daytime ninjas...the ones that wear white instead of black so they blend in with day...we dont need to mess with the sun, it helps trees grow...and some trees grow....ORANGES![/quote] FOOLS! Daytime ninjas are in the PS3 forums!!! that will anger the dark lord shishka!!! we must...PAINT THE SUN!!![/quote] That could work! Should we paint it purple?[/quote] NO!!! we must paint it.....bungie......A NEW COLOR ONLY KNOWN BY LUKEMS!!!! we must have his brain, or else the flying bannanas will harvest on our spatulas!!![/quote] Oh, I get it now... That's so crazy it just [i]might[/i] work[/quote] yes, but we will have to get past the mister chief guards too! this will require many BARREL ROLLS so we can retrieve the brain...or we could get a ninja.....if a ninja posts in my thread...we will succeed [Edited on 07.01.2008 7:15 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trunk Badger [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trunk Badger [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun well...what about those daytime ninjas...the ones that wear white instead of black so they blend in with day...we dont need to mess with the sun, it helps trees grow...and some trees grow....ORANGES![/quote] FOOLS! Daytime ninjas are in the PS3 forums!!! that will anger the dark lord shishka!!! we must...PAINT THE SUN!!![/quote] That could work! Should we paint it purple?[/quote] NO!!! we must paint it.....bungie......A NEW COLOR ONLY KNOWN BY LUKEMS!!!! we must have his brain, or else the flying bannanas will harvest on our spatulas!!![/quote] Oh, I get it now... That's so crazy it just [i]might[/i] work [Edited on 07.01.2008 7:03 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trunk Badger [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun well...what about those daytime ninjas...the ones that wear white instead of black so they blend in with day...we dont need to mess with the sun, it helps trees grow...and some trees grow....ORANGES![/quote] FOOLS! Daytime ninjas are in the PS3 forums!!! that will anger the dark lord shishka!!! we must...PAINT THE SUN!!![/quote] That could work! Should we paint it purple?[/quote] NO!!! we must paint it.....bungie......A NEW COLOR ONLY KNOWN BY LUKEMS!!!! we must have his brain, or else the flying bannanas will harvest on our spatulas!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trunk Badger [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun well...what about those daytime ninjas...the ones that wear white instead of black so they blend in with day...we dont need to mess with the sun, it helps trees grow...and some trees grow....ORANGES![/quote] FOOLS! Daytime ninjas are in the PS3 forums!!! that will anger the dark lord shishka!!! we must...PAINT THE SUN!!![/quote] That could work! Should we paint it purple?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot Okay, so I think I have the purple conspiracy figured out too! You see, since [u]purple[/u] rhymes with [u]nurple[/u] and purple nurples are are given to those we blame, we must give one to Stosh. Stosh types in a salmonly colour. Salmon are fish. SO IS THE SOFFISH! Since we discoverred that this was related to the Soffish in a [i]quote pyramid[/i], the Soffish must be in a South American Pyramid (due to the fact that salmon are Native to the Americas)! As we figure out from [url=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OHizPkaMLVw]this clip[/url], bungie has already deployed an Orange suited ninja to return the Soffish, before the South American bears could eat it. Unfortunately, Ninjas have only one natural predator. The One Eyed, One Horned, Flying [u]Purple[/u] People Eater! Now wether this people eater is [i]coloured[/i] purple, or eats [i]purple[/i] people nobody can be certain. But what we do know is that it has killed Bungie's ninja and is hiding in a South American Pyramid. Surely this pyramid contains the remaining rings of power, however we are going to need Indiana Jones' help to return them safely![/quote] No, INDIANA JONES IS NOT ENOUGH.... WE MUST USE.......The Webmaster, Shishka, Disembodied soul, Ling Ling, AND CHUCK NORRIS TO PULL THIS OFF!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun well...what about those daytime ninjas...the ones that wear white instead of black so they blend in with day...we dont need to mess with the sun, it helps trees grow...and some trees grow....ORANGES![/quote] FOOLS! Daytime ninjas are in the PS3 forums!!! that will anger the dark lord shishka!!! we must...PAINT THE SUN!!!

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  • Okay, so I think I have the purple conspiracy figured out too! You see, since [u]purple[/u] rhymes with [u]nurple[/u] and purple nurples are are given to those we blame, we must give one to Stosh. Stosh types in a salmonly colour. Salmon are fish. SO IS THE SOFFISH! Since we discoverred that this was related to the Soffish in a [i]quote pyramid[/i], the Soffish must be in a South American Pyramid (due to the fact that salmon are Native to the Americas)! As we figure out from [url=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OHizPkaMLVw]this clip[/url], bungie has already deployed an Orange suited ninja to return the Soffish, before the South American bears could eat it. Unfortunately, Ninjas have only one natural predator. The One Eyed, One Horned, Flying [u]Purple[/u] People Eater! Now wether this people eater is [i]coloured[/i] purple, or eats [i]purple[/i] people nobody can be certain. But what we do know is that it has killed Bungie's ninja and is hiding in a South American Pyramid. Surely this pyramid contains the remaining rings of power, however we are going to need Indiana Jones' help to return them safely!

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  • Dude, I envy you.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun well...what about those daytime ninjas...the ones that wear white instead of black so they blend in with day...we dont need to mess with the sun, it helps trees grow...and some trees grow....ORANGES![/quote] I've never had a moral dilemma before. Night ninjas or oranges... I'm in over my head here.

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  • Your avatar is orange! It looks like lava, and as you said lava is orange! And orange has some of the same letters as orangutan! And as everyone knows Chuck Norris is half orangutan! Orangutan has 7 letters! Orangutans are a part of this, too!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Penguin FTW You [i] just [/i] figured this all out?[/quote] Yes, you see, I stumbled upon this hypothesis whilst exploring the dictionary looking for a word that rhymes with orange. And then it hit me! Orange itself rhymed with orange, making an orange(adjective) orange(noun) the ultimate fruit. However I still have not found anything rhyming with purple leading me to believe we do not have the entire story yet. But I'm sure it's related to the other rings of power! [/quote] what about nurple? you know like purple nurples? maybe twisting guy's nipples plays into this somehow[/quote] Possible. But I think an important factor would be a purple fruit. Blue berries! And what can we make with blue berries? Blue berry pie. And we all know, pie is at war with cake. [Edited on 07.01.2008 6:50 PM PDT]

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  • well...what about those daytime ninjas...the ones that wear white instead of black so they blend in with day...we dont need to mess with the sun, it helps trees grow...and some trees grow....ORANGES!

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  • Brilliant!!! why haven't I thought of this before now? you sir are a genius

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trunk Badger But if there is sunlight.....then there will be no ninjas...(ninjas and daytime don't mix) so the interwebz will asplode! This will anger Bill Gates forcing him to give all 360's RROD. The nerds will revolt and eventually turn insane and die. With no nerds no one will play halo and bungie will die. YOU SIR, ARE WRONG!!!![/quote] OMG! We must asplode the sun first!!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action! [/quote] But if there is sunlight.....then there will be no ninjas...(ninjas and daytime don't mix) so the interwebz will asplode! This will anger Bill Gates forcing him to give all 360's RROD. The nerds will revolt and eventually turn insane and die. With no nerds no one will play halo and bungie will die. YOU SIR, ARE WRONG!!!! [Edited on 07.01.2008 6:35 PM PDT]

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  • Nothing rhymes with silver, either, so you are still far away from solving the mystery. Plus....red is cooler.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Termanata Q So.. If... Then.. He.. And her... Were orange they would actually be 7 and Chuck Norris?[/quote] I guess it would mean that... CREEPY

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  • So.. If... Then.. He.. And her... Were orange they would actually be 7 and Chuck Norris?

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  • Admittedly, I didn't read anything but the title of the thread. (I've undoubtadely deprived myself of the truths of wisdom that the OP wished to share) But if you seek the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Then look no farther than *drumroll please*..........................................................42. (Deep stuff, huh?)

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