The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit.
Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine.
The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris).
However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up.
Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange.
The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR!
But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching [u]The Land Before Time[/u], It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! [b]Lava is Orange![/b] I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of
[i]Mount Doom[/i].
One time a Hobbit named [b]Frodo[/b] threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)!
This is all we really know about this so called "ring":
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
[u]Seven[/u] for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring.
SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of
[i]cheese[/i]! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE!
That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action!
---The Group---
[url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/212447/Group/GroupHome.aspx]Orange The Tru7h[/url]
[Edited on 07.23.2008 4:26 PM PDT]
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inb4 thread dies!
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o no our great leader has been blacklisted as part of the cover up
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but basketballs are orange... are you tellin me the danged nba is in on this too? HUH?!
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I love you.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nikerulez222 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nikerulez222 a new discovery maybe the bungie logo has something to do with this. if u look at the eye the dot is flying from somwhere and looks kinda like o comet so maybe thats part of bungies plan when all the rings are united a comet will kill all the infidels.[/quote]And the comet is flying through the "U". This is like saying that "the comet is going to fly through you!"[/quote] pure genius[/quote] QFT.
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Ive met Raptor Jesus, he speaks thai
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tenstonio AND.... if you count the number of pimples on an orange, it is ALWAYS Divisable by 7[/quote] really? [/quote]I didn't even know oranges had pimples 0__0
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tenstonio AND.... if you count the number of pimples on an orange, it is ALWAYS Divisable by 7[/quote] really?
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I am not gonna read all that!
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It is all clear now. I will join you in your cause for good.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GruntSquash This is epic[/quote]yup
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This is epic
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AND.... if you count the number of pimples on an orange, it is ALWAYS Divisable by 7
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You are a member of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take him away.
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Wow.... [i] it all makes sense now![/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] POWER 22 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot However I still have not found anything rhyming with purple leading me to believe we do not have the entire story yet. But I'm sure it's related to the other rings of power![/quote] Purple rhymes with [url=http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/purfle]purfle[/url]. Now the story can be complete![/quote] hmmmm maybe this means the purple nurples we give must be embroidered
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot However I still have not found anything rhyming with purple leading me to believe we do not have the entire story yet. But I'm sure it's related to the other rings of power![/quote] Purple rhymes with [url=http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/purfle]purfle[/url]. Now the story can be complete!
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I love you, kind sir.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nikerulez222 Ummmmm is this dead[/quote] ni it never quite ides really, like the Maw (Halo CE forum) its just kinda sluggish[/quote]There's a Halo CE forum?!? JK lol, but yeah it usually revives itself periodically...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nikerulez222 Ummmmm is this dead[/quote] ni it never quite ides really, like the Maw (Halo CE forum) its just kinda sluggish
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Jesus christ. It's not copypasta. He's a genius!
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Dewd, you speak the trewf
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I discovered a long time ago that this thread sucks.
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sooooooooooo any new discoveries
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nikerulez222 Ummmmm is this dead[/quote]not anymore!