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Edited by Zelrons:
1/24/2015 11:11:03 PM
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What's the weirdest name you've ever called an enemy?
I'm not sure why, but I called a Hobgoblin "Quasimodo" yesterday. As soon as I said it I thought, "Why did I even say that?".
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4 RepliesWizards are always witches in my book.
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I always refer to the psion flayers as "The three little homos" And depending on which one: "Blue queer behind you!" "Purple gaywad over there!" Red homoking almost dead!"
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My favourite was I joined a random raid team for CE and the dude who joined before me was called iSMASH when I joined the rest of the group kept repeating (and laughing loudly) "iSMASH Jamom" it made us laugh all the way to Crota.
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2 RepliesHobgoblins: hemoglobins. It's how my brain first processed the word and it stuck with me for quite a while.
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1 ReplyI played in a group that called thralls Lindsay Lohan. "Shit dude Lindsay Lohan behind you!"
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Thrall = tax collectors
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Not an enemy but a guy I played with kept calling Rasputin, Rasputia.
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Cursed Thrall = Poopers (they walk like they have a BAD case of the runs!) 2 Ogres in CE = Nook Nook & Pookie (Left/Right don't matter) Dregs = Stupid Any Invisibles = Invis Boomer that jumps on the bridge in CE = Bob (to differentiate from the Boomers that stay on the tower platform) Swordbearer = Larry, Ronald, Touche' Turtle (Who remembers him?!) and EVERY dirty name in the book when he hides behind rocks! Omnigul = Screaming B_tch, Hillary (you know who) Hobgoblin = Hobbs Harpies = Herpes Minotaur = Brutus Cabal = Turtles These names don't always get used, But they have been mentioned....ALOT! Lol
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1 ReplyAtheon: megatron
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A terrifying insight of how my mind works... Now my fire team sometimes call them the same things as I'm a bad influence. Wizard = Edmond. Edmond=Eddie Izzard. Sepiks Prime = Andrew... Andy Serkis/sepiks On Crota we start the encounter in 'Billy's chamber' = Billy Crystal Omnigul = multi-bird, many-penguin Cursed thrall = Scott.... Scott Steiner..big 'poppa' pump... Head popper I'll stop there :)
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Scanks and HOBO goblins
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Playing crota last night, one guy kept yelling about the "sword barrier" Had a good chuckle every time.
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1 ReplyEdited by GodSentAMonkey: 2/10/2015 3:46:27 PMSupplicuhnts
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Praetorians: prehistorians
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I call the crucible the cru-si-blay. And I call the raid the f/ucking raid. "Sigh. Are we doing the f/ucking raid?"
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The sword bearer at Crota gets called old mate.
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Harpies=herpes
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3 RepliesAny Awoken is a blueberry bitch. Of course this only applies to crucible but other than that I really don't have nicknames for anything
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Queef queen
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dick sauce
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I don't have any special names.....but I do find myself complaining out loud about "sniping pricks" an awful lot.
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Shanks are skanks. 2 Ogres at the bridge in CE are Jerry and George. Jerry is the right one and George is the left one. I just called them that one day, and have stuck with it ever since. The guys I usually run with have taken to calling them that as well.
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Pretty sure I called a Hydra a "stupid tin can waffle iron" on the Nightfall...
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Stealth vandal = invisib!tch
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Ice-cream archont don t know how to spell it Pongo pinball Witch the bitch
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Pieter dinklish
