SmoggyPluto's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
Did I ever tell you about the time SmoggyPluto took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Smoggy takes me into a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. SmoggyPluto yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found them!'
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Ahaha awesome. These stories are great.