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6/23/2008 7:40:19 PM
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I am reported for winning a game? Mother defends her little brat. Gamertag!
A few days ago I was playing some matchmaking with a few of my friends. We had quite a bit of a winning streak going on. After this one game of big team slayer in which we owned the hell out of a bunch of little kids, everybody on my team recieved messages from these little kids saying the usual things that little brats say when they lose: "I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU FOR HACKING!", "GO TO HELL YOU -blam!- MODDER!!" , you get the picture. Anyway, I send messages back to these kids telling them to stop crying.
One of them invites me to a private chat. Usually, I don't accept private chat invites from people I don't know but I was curious as to what this kid wanted to say to me so much that he invited me to a chat. So I accepted it. Instead of hearing a little kid screaming into his microphone, it was his mother. Here is how the conversation went to the best of what I can remember: She spoke in a southern accent and said,
"Sir, what are you doing to my son?"
"um...nothing? I beat him in a game and he started screaming at me."
"My son said you were hacking his account and cheated."
"mam, even if I knew how to hack, which I don't, I would not want your son's account."
"Then why would he say you were hacking his account?"
"Obviously your son is angry because I beat his team by a large margin in a friendly game of team slayer and in order to get petty revenge, he shouts at me and calls me a hacker."
(it gets crazier)
"Are you calling my son a liar?"
"Um, yes I am. Your son is a liar.
"Sir, my son is very truthful and he has not once told a lie and I don't appreciate having you
insult my son."
"Well, I don't mean to offend you mam, but if your son is not lying, then that means he is retarded."
"That is not funny! I am going to file a complaint against you for insulting me and my son and for hacking!"
"You go ahead and do that, but I don't think it is a good idea since I have about 100 people on my friend's list who will be more than happy to file a complaint against your son's account."
What she said next consisted of indistinquishable shouting and something about suing me. Anyway, the chat ended there. I wish I had a capture card because I would have definantly posted that on youtube. Please post your thoughts. Or you can post any similar stories you have.
And to think that there are some topics on this forum that actually try to justify why little kids should play online. It is a shame really, I used to be great with little kids. That is until I began to play on xbox live. Now they piss me off so much, I feel sometimes feel like punching a baby!
EDIT: ON A SOMEWHAT RELATED NOTE, although I have not been banned because of this., not yet anyway, I did once get a one day ban because my bio talked about how annoying little kids are. I found that strange because I look at other peoples' bios that say stuff like , "Hitler is my hero, jews should burn." and " I like hanging n*gg*rs off of trees.". Nothing ever happens to these people. Xbox live must be racists and antisemetic but they love little brats. It just irritates me.
EDIT: I do not know why today's parents are so stupid. I heard about this one lady who tried to sue Mcdonald's for making her kids fat.
EDIT: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LankyBrandon
Dude thats hilarious. But watch out for the Ninjas cuz its not Halo 3 related.[/quote]
Since it happened after a game of matchmaking, it is halo 3 related. Thanks for the heads up though.
EDIT: I FINALLY FOUND HIS GAMERTAG! Well, he must have changed it because he sent me another message saying something along the lines of "-blam!- YOU I REPORTED YOUR ASS! I CHANGED MY NAME SO YOUR FRIENDS CAN'T REPORT ME! HA HA!" His gamertag was different though. He obviously is not too bright since he does not realize that he messaged me with his new gamertag. I am not going to post it in the topic but if you look at my profile signature (on the forums), I will post it on there. It was a bad idea to ask people to PM me for the gamertag because I now have 56 PMs.
[Edited on 06.25.2008 2:49 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] under_score17 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] onthehook [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xMOTHER of 4 You think it's easy being a mother?[/quote] you shold have though of that before you had 4.[/quote] Haha, nice one hook. Anyways that story=funniest thing i've ever read in my entire life. You rock You're the man Go buy yourself an ice cream [/quote] Thank you!
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600th!
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every other owning game i'm called a hacker. theres two possible reasons for this. My gamertag is m0dding m0nkey my funky m0nkey picture [Edited on 06.25.2008 9:29 AM PDT]
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wow thats good i wish that happened to me. but one time my team did get accused of modding by these british people when we beat them 50-8
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] onthehook [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xMOTHER of 4 You think it's easy being a mother?[/quote] you shold have though of that before you had 4.[/quote] Haha, nice one hook. Anyways that story=funniest thing i've ever read in my entire life. You rock You're the man Go buy yourself an ice cream
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brats
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xMOTHER of 4 You think it's easy being a mother?[/quote] you shold have though of that before you had 4.
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it would have been way funnier if you could have talked mickey mouse style (as in on purpose, not in your usual tone) and then acted all sorry, and then right as she's about to leave be like "I'm still gonna do it!" and then end the chat. Well okay, thats a bit uncalled for, but honestly thats probably the second strangest situation I've heard of in my years of live.
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God annoying kids... Takes things too serious.
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i know this wasnt the point of your post, but i thought it was funny when you posted all that stuff that ppl say in their profiles and you got banned for talking about little kids. I tried to use the word moron and it wouldnt let me. Now why moron is particularly offensive, i have no idea. I had to use the word dummy instead. Who even uses dummy anymore???
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i would invite that kid to a chat ask for his mom and say you WERE hacking just to mess with her
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Reading that was epic
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CloudyJustin and also here is a kid who wants his [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Hsv0EVFLDo]milk![/url][/quote] If I talked to my mother like that, even with the please at the end there, she would likely just stab me in the face with something.
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What map was it on? If it was dlc you could've brought up the point that you have to be 17 to even download, and he couldn't have w/o lieing. I hate mothers like that though, they think their children are perfect little angels, when they're in-fact whiny devil spawn >_>
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You should do a reenactment of it and then put it on youtube since you have the dialog very funny hahaha
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Epic lulz.
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I don't believe that for a second.
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That mom destroyed you, hands down. on another note, if she cared about her whiny little baby so much, why is she letting him play an M (MATURE OMG!!!) rated game? [Edited on 06.25.2008 7:49 AM PDT]
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This is absolutely the most hilarious thing I've ever seen on this forum!!!!!!!! XD
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ya thats the only problem that i have with the xbox rep system. you go into a game and win dont say anything because your mics broke and the opposing team that you beat files a complant about you, and the get away with it. so inturn you rep go's down and you are a more avoided player. People can do what ever they want. say you and me have never met, say i didnt like this therad so i looked up your gamertag and filed a comland for cheating, even though i have NEVER MET YOU! thats the problem with the rep system.
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I just died a little inside, knowing that another person in the world is retarded. Why is it that parents have no idea what they are talking about?
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wow, that kid's mom is just as retarded as the kid is, seriously do halo 3 hacks even exist? And you politely tell her that he was sad that you beat him she says your calling him a liar? wow lol
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You think it's easy being a mother?
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"Well, I don't mean to offend you mam, but if your son is not lying, then that means he is retarded." LMAO!!!!! Nice one bro, thats funny as hell.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CloudyJustin [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=DpIB-LGrnN8]Here[/url] is something funny, and also here is a kid who wants his [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Hsv0EVFLDo]milk![/url] Last, but not least, I feel [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=GxvDPtejrpQ&feature=related]sorry[/url] for this kid.[/quote] And I thought my dogs barking in the background was embarrassing
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[url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=DpIB-LGrnN8]Here[/url] is something funny, and also here is a kid who wants his [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Hsv0EVFLDo]milk![/url] Last, but not least, I feel [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=GxvDPtejrpQ&feature=related]sorry[/url] for this kid. [Edited on 06.25.2008 12:27 AM PDT]
