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Edited by rivodeaux:
1/21/2015 10:47:16 AM
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How to spot a cheeser. 10 telltale signs
1. Level 32 with extremely low Grimoire score? Cheeser
2. A lot of raids completed but very low kills in the raid? Mega-cheeser
3. Completes raids in less than 25 minutes? Super-cheeser
4. He stays at the top ramp on a level 14 Nexus strike? Smells like Velveeta
5. Whines that the raid is too hard after the patch? Double-cheeser
6. Three of the same character class? Triple-cheeser
7. They're all warlocks? Dodecacheeser!
8. Uses nothing but solar grenades... EVERYWHERE? He's attempting to make fondue.
9. Asks "What the hell happened?" When Crota gets back up? Mild Cheddar right there
10. Makes hate comments on this post? The cheesiest of all!
[spoiler]I would say that this doesn't need to be said, but IT DOES: this post was made with humor and love for the game as well as the community. It's a joke, no need to get all butthurt about it. I personally don't cheese, but I also couldn't care less who does or doesn't. Cheers![/spoiler]
Edit: With all of this cheese talk, Crota decided to get in on the cheese action!
We got cheesed by Crota and it was funny!
[url=http://youtu.be/VK2l6jo7fdQ]Crota Cheesed US[/url]
YouTube: http://youtu.be/VK2l6jo7fdQ
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#Destiny
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Would you like a hot apple pie with that sir?? Why yes I would ty very much ;))
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I'm one of them :) just being honest here.
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I agree with everything except for the under 25 minutes thing. Completed in 23:08 with absolutely zero cheese. And I'm sure people have done it even faster, as this wasn't even a speed run.
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3 RepliesEdited by LeMikeey: 1/20/2015 1:10:39 PMthis isnt about your post, but why is someone considered a cheeser/scrub/loser/idiot/whatever for having 3 of the same class? it's not like the raid gear is given to you like that, you still have to play with that character...as for weapons, i'm sure everyone has already swapped guns across characters atleast once. btw, if i have 3 warlocks/hunters/titans or one of each, that doesnt make me any better or worse, some ppl just dont like the other classes so they stick with only one. (i've had a titan and a hunter, disliked them, deleted them and made warlocks instead. easy)
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1 Replylaughed out loud - is totally on point with this stuff hahaah - YOU CHEESERS KNOW WHO YOU ARE - Come do VOG on Hard with us MEN and add if you got any talent! OH - COULD OF ADDED - says when DEAD - OH I GLITCHED hahahaha - NO YOU DIED!
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1 ReplyIf I soloed crota in under 2 mins does that mean im a cheeser?
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Here is how to spot a cheeser in Phogoth's lair on a Nightfall - Join my fireteam and watch me spead luxurious silky brie all over the place. I will be getting my dairy products on to the max. Witness the fitness.
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3 RepliesWow, this post is sharp (cheddar)! It's got some bite to it.
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2 Repliesyeah my group thats never cheesed in their lives does crota in under 20 minutes usually for speed runs andlike 23 minutes without speed run
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Thought of at least 4 people while reading this xD
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totally in sync with this... lets do a raclette together !!!
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Hilarious
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2 RepliesEdited by Crazypuddingcup: 1/20/2015 1:43:39 PMNumber 3 is not entirely true. My groups best Crota run is just under 23 minutes. So many cheese puns. Lol
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3 RepliesEdited by Rufkneck: 1/20/2015 1:35:42 PMA point for #3 if you go back to orbit say to restock on synths or to reload because of bugs , it resets the timer
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1 ReplyIf you throw grenades behind the sword bearer during the crota raid he tends to run towards you. I'll heat my solar grenades to lead the stray dog a certain direction since just like Sandor Clegane--he's afraid of fire.
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Confirmed. ~Ricochet
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3 RepliesThis is awesome.
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1 ReplyHey, fondue is gooda.
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4 RepliesPraise our lord and savior Cheesus Crust!!!
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2 Replies#cheeser #warlock #cheeseforlife #hashtag #aboutdatlife #ilikevelveeta
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1 ReplyI chuckled out loud at the Velveeta comment. This one gets a like in my book.
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1 ReplyMy favorite level 32 quote so far " how come my health isn't regenerating?"
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2 RepliesWhat cheese am I????
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Ha ha I met number 4 yesterday......what a turd
