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Edited by rivodeaux:
1/21/2015 10:47:16 AM
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How to spot a cheeser. 10 telltale signs
1. Level 32 with extremely low Grimoire score? Cheeser
2. A lot of raids completed but very low kills in the raid? Mega-cheeser
3. Completes raids in less than 25 minutes? Super-cheeser
4. He stays at the top ramp on a level 14 Nexus strike? Smells like Velveeta
5. Whines that the raid is too hard after the patch? Double-cheeser
6. Three of the same character class? Triple-cheeser
7. They're all warlocks? Dodecacheeser!
8. Uses nothing but solar grenades... EVERYWHERE? He's attempting to make fondue.
9. Asks "What the hell happened?" When Crota gets back up? Mild Cheddar right there
10. Makes hate comments on this post? The cheesiest of all!
[spoiler]I would say that this doesn't need to be said, but IT DOES: this post was made with humor and love for the game as well as the community. It's a joke, no need to get all butthurt about it. I personally don't cheese, but I also couldn't care less who does or doesn't. Cheers![/spoiler]
Edit: With all of this cheese talk, Crota decided to get in on the cheese action!
We got cheesed by Crota and it was funny!
[url=http://youtu.be/VK2l6jo7fdQ]Crota Cheesed US[/url]
YouTube: http://youtu.be/VK2l6jo7fdQ
English
#Destiny
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1 ReplyNecro bump
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I found the easiest way to spot the cheesers is when you add a random to a fireteam because your regular member cant make it and we all get to the bridge/gatekeeper and random says so we going to cheese this part?
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Gremoire score? You gonna tell me you're a better raider because you spent your time chasing hidden ghosts and killed a gorgon for a fūckin gremoire card?
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4 RepliesHow do you spot a whiny little bitch. 1. Look for people making a post on the forums about other peoples play styles
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6 RepliesEdited by Chibadiba: 2/16/2015 8:32:35 AM[quote]3. Completes raids in less than 25 minutes? Super-cheeser[/quote] Out of all 3 classes my titan has the best completion time for a raid at 3min 39sec. Does this make me a "Super-cheeser"? Edit: if you don't believe me check my titan's stats.
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4 RepliesWorld record for Crota without any cheese is about 15 minutes isn't it?
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2 RepliesHow to spot a bitch. Step 1: go to the forums
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3 RepliesI don't like ridiculous cheese when, for example, ppl are sitting on the chandelier or behind the crate in Cerberus Vae even though it's just a normal strike for the bounty.
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Pretty sure I once raiding crota normal with you and kneel cheesed crota .....
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I'm a mega cheeser. I cheesed myself out of the first mission. https://twitter.com/assassin16trey/status/567168028106694656
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Only day one players remember the times when we Pushed off atheon and TEMPLAR Pushed through the vault not even using all 3 sync plates the good ol destiny days..
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I'm happy to be a cheeser because it makes this ripoff of a game enjoyable to play and laugh at.
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Remember when we was at the templar ooooo yea the Christmas noobs won't get it quick someone complain about the g-horn
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"Flipyap will remember this"
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5 Replies[b]SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?![/b]
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Lol, dodecacheeser [spoiler](°U°)[/spoiler]
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Wait Wait a moment So you're telling me cheese is bad? Wtf am I supposed to eat my Mac with? Mac n yogurt?
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I don't get what's wrong with have a backup warlock...
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Why pick on warlocks
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Sorry, I don't go grimoire hunting, maybe when I have the time to I will, so for now my score is stuck at 2195. I actually don't understand why people want to cheese the raids, they're super easy, heck my second time killing Deathsinger was today in hard mode with one person AFK, I don't understand why all the groups complained that it was hard and skipped it. Although it is nice to NOT join a group that wants to cheese everything though, as most cheeses are gone :)
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Bungie has done little to no post release creativity. Same bounties, same rng, same everthing... so I'll cheese when I can.
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2 RepliesCan someone explain the nexus ramp thing?
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1 ReplyWhat would you guys consider an extremely low grimoire score for a level 32?
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9 RepliesIs the scout rife badger any good
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I've finished the raid with and without cheese. Unlike a ham sandwich, the raid is better without cheese.
