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1/19/2015 12:16:02 AM
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What's your best comeback for a "Yo mama" joke?
I figured I'd ask, considering so many people think that it's hysterical to crack a Destiny-themed, "Yo-Mama" joke. So, what've you guys got? The best I've found is:
[quote]Seriously? You want my comeback? Then check your mama's mouth.[/quote]
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Yo mama so hairy, you came out with carpet burn. Yo mama so hairy, she only speaks wookie
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bazinga!
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Ha! My moms dead!
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'Yeah? Well at least I wasn't born in a lawsuit against Durex.'
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Say: "I don't have a mom. I was adopted by two gay guys."
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I just got to requim and i fail it and i died then i beat a rock and got aigis
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Yo mama so ugly , that her presence kill Crota.
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Damn, you win.
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4 RepliesYou use a joke from 2011? Are f[i]u[/i]cking 10 or something?
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The next time you see yo mommoa, can you politley ask her to shave her chin and comitt to a shade of lipstick. [spoiler]Cause my dick looks like a rainbow, and my balls itch.[/spoiler]
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Yo momma so fat, it makes her feel terrible about herself and she is slowly spiraling down into a pit of depression.
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If you want my comeback, you will have to scrap it of your mums teeth 😎
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7 RepliesAt least my mom didn't try to hang herself after your abortion failed
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There she is. Tell her.
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1 ReplyYour mums so fat she is being studied by nasa Was my usual go to
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"at least I've got a mother and not 2 dads and a chemistry set"
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2 RepliesEdited by Treebeard: 1/19/2015 12:43:17 AMRepeat their joke, but insult their grandmother. Repeat this for each joke they say but go one more generation back each time.
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"Grow up" [spoiler]or Yo mama so dumb she though that Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyCause you didn't drank doritos. Casual
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Destiny based your mother jokes? Destiny's plot reminds me of your mother: I have no clue what my roll is but damn do I have fun. Your mother is a real icebreaker: she needs a lot of things to fill her slots before she is at peak performance Your mothers stage name is Destiny. Your mother is Xur.
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Edited by Masshole: 1/19/2015 12:46:38 AMMy mom died of lymphoma 2 years ago... [spoiler]Not really, don't worry.[/spoiler]
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no you
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