Yeah, unfortunately every time its PI Day i'm the only one who gets called in the office in PE. It's stupid really. Always the same teacher with the same demand. "take off your shirt and pants." -sigh- "Now place both your hands behind your neck and flex your arms and body" I ask him why, he says its an its an old Chinese massage that helps you calm your senses He rubs my chest and biceps, genitally lowers his hands onto my abs "good, now remove your boxers." I drop them down to my knees, my flaccid 5 inch penis and brown lightly haired balls in the open, waiting for inspection. "Man, you really grew since last time. Very impressive." Thanks Mr. Springer. He begins to brush my pubic hair with his hand "No lice, good." He grabs hold of my semi-chub cock, pulls it up "no STI and skin irritations. Great!" I - uh, sorry about that.. "oh its natural, dont worry." He inspects my scrotum, cups them and says to cough "oh no..you have a hernia." I wh - how did I get it? How do i get rid of it?! "Ejaculation is the easiest form of removing a hernia." Oh..well.. "I'll have to do it to make sure it comes out safely and doesn't rip your urethra" "please have a seat on that chair" He puts on rubber gloves and pours some lubricant on my dick and stomach Rubs in the lube all over my chest and arms, its eventually covering my 6 inch erection Starts at my shaft, slowly working his way up my head I lean my head back and close my eyes He has my hands ties up to a pipe above the chair, said its for my own protection when I spam during ejaculation hes at a steady pace, dick is rock hard, curved up facing my chest about to ejaculate, body is flex, start breathing heavy cum over my body, shoot about 5 or 6 times, last about 20 seconds of just straight boy juice "Okay" I said out of breath, "d-did you get the hernia out?" He looks at me and smiles, "not yet." He calls in a teachers aid and she starts throwing dodge balls at my naked body She gets a small jump rope and start whipping me I cry out in pain but everybody is out on the field She pulls down her shorts and maneuvers my already cum covered dick in her vagina "agh, stop! It hurts!" I yell She doesn't stop, she keeps riding me. after 10 mins of her riding my raw dick she gets off "now imma tell everybody you -blam!- me." Im barely conscious at this point. She unties my hands and throws me my boxers "im done with this kid, teacher."

No but in the army, there is an actual penis inspection. It hurts like hell. ;)

Its even worse when you get older and you have a prostate exam and notice both of the doctors hands on your shoulders in the middle of the exam.

#justboythings

No, cause they'd be jealous...

True story