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Best Sargent Johnson Quotes?
My personal favorite "Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep em from gettin their filthy claws on Earth. But we stumbled onto somethin they're so hot for they're scramblin over each other to get it. Well I don't care if its gods own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine or a giant hula hoop. Were not gonna let em have it. Am I right marines?
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2 Replies"Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" Sgt. Johnson Halo 2: Outskirts
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2 Replies"Wake me when you need me"
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Am I right, marines?
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"This is it baby, hold me...."
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1 Reply"look, you don't like me, and I sure as hell don't like you. But if we don't do something, Mr. Mohawk is going to activate this ring and we're all gonna die"
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[quote]Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'![/quote]
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3 RepliesWhat movie?
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"Send me out...with a bang." Teary eyed every time.
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9 RepliesPalmer>Johnson
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[quote]“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”[/quote] [spoiler]whoops... Wrong Johnson[/spoiler]
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"I would have been you're daddy but.. Oh never mind" -Sh3
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[b]O[/b][i]H[/i] [u]I[/u] [b]K[/b][i]N[/i][u]O[/u][b]W[/b] [i]W[/i][u]H[/u][b]A[/b][i]T[/i] [u]T[/u][b]H[/b][i]E[/i] [u]L[/u][b]A[/b][i]D[/i][u]I[/u][b]E[/b][i]S[/i] [u]L[/u][b]I[/b][i]K[/i][u]E[/u][b][i][u]!!!!!!!!![/u][/i][/b]
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I would've been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence
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Yo fidy hit dat switch.
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Let me go to google first
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“When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!”
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"When i joined the Core we didnt have all this [i]Fancy[/i] equipment. We had two sticks. Two very sharp sticks and a [i]rock.[/i] And we had to [i]SHARE[/i] that rock!! Now pull yourself together!! Cause your going with him!!" - Sgt Johnson.
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1 Reply"We got jackals in the courtyard".
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1 ReplyAnyone else feel like edge of tomarow was just a less funny starship troopers?
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Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin'they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?"
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"And the Chief here will decimate any inhuman sonofabitch who gets in his way."
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"Send me out... with a bang."
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The jackals in the courtyard one
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Oh I know what the ladies like. Armored Plating
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1 ReplyI like the one where he dies it goes like; [quote] [/quote]
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"For a brick, he flew pretty good!"
