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Edited by Hope499:
1/16/2015 6:45:07 PM
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Xur confirmed - CANCELED THIS WEEK
My buddy who has a brother and he has a friend said he has another friend who works DIRECTLY with bungie, and he told him there is NO XUR THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!
CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: [b]This is his last week!!!! Confirmed by random forum user below!!![/b]
EDIT: LOOK AT ABOVE EDIT, I SAID THIS IS HIS LAST WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU ALL MAD CUZ THIS IS HIS LAST WEEK AND U ALL WRONG AND YOU KNOW HE WILL BE GONE FOREVER ON SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#Destiny
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Lmao!!!
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I heard from Obama that Xur actually was murdered by the CIA because he was supplying civilians with illegal fire arms.
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Actually it's your buddy who has a brother and he has a friend said he has another friend [b]who has a cousin[/b] who works DIRECTLY with bungie. Fake and gay.
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3 RepliesI have it on good authority from some girls brothers, sisters cousins, best friends former roommate Xur has space flu and can't make it
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1 ReplyXur is having a rough week where he is experiencing some mechanical issues with his spacecraft. Unfortunately that part of space does not accept his own currency, it is too strange/alien to them, so xur had resulted selling his own inventory to repair his ship. But now he has nothing for sell. He sends his most sincere apologies to you all.
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3 RepliesI don't know about any of you forum goers but the only true person that can confirm this is xur's mom.
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troll attempt fail
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I smell crap
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Edited by Spookofdaskelton: 1/15/2015 11:14:50 PMoh god, pls be joking
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What a shame. I was just beginning to like the poor guy too. Oh well, back to reality.
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My pet Turtle said "who the -blam!- is Xur"
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1 ReplyDon't troll it's just irritating
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3 RepliesWrong.... I have a friend who's friends brothers sister has a friend who's cousins friends uncle has a step dad who knows this guy who's mom works at a restaurant that once served a baked potato to a girl who has a boyfriend that knows someone that heard from some guy at a bar that said xur is coming this week...
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4 Repliesconfirmed by OP that she has a loose vag
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1 ReplyProbably because he is being attacked by Newts and is too scared return.
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3 RepliesUm, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Xur pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
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My uncle works for Nintendo. He said they are announcing the WiiU Destiny at E3 2015.
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#satire
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4 RepliesWould love to see a note pinned up somewhere... "Sorry not coming into Tower today, Space Flu! Love Xur x"
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Edited by Krombopulos Michael: 1/15/2015 10:35:12 PMXur won't be in this weekend because he has some cosmetic surgery planned. But not what you think, he's getting dick extensions put in. Unless you thought it was that, then good for you. Send your Get Well cards to his wife, Tina. But make sure you don't hand them directly to her, because she's a goddamn bitch. That's right Tina, -blam!- YOU, you -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- whore!
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That's because Xur & I are drinking at the bar. Guinness preferred
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Well once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin... Who told me that Xur would be canceled too! [spoiler]And that seabears are real.[/spoiler]
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A friend of a friend that knows a guy who is a friend of a friend always is on the up and up.
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Yep, confirmed. [spoiler]Derpity Derp..[/spoiler]
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Stupid
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I heard there's one cheap trick the rock used to pack on muscle for his latest role! And there's a similar one pornstars use to get a big dick!
