My buddy who has a brother and he has a friend said he has another friend who works DIRECTLY with bungie, and he told him there is NO XUR THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!
CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: [b]This is his last week!!!! Confirmed by random forum user below!!![/b]
EDIT: LOOK AT ABOVE EDIT, I SAID THIS IS HIS LAST WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU ALL MAD CUZ THIS IS HIS LAST WEEK AND U ALL WRONG AND YOU KNOW HE WILL BE GONE FOREVER ON SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe this.
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2 RepliesNot true. My dog's uncle knows a guy who met someone from across the street of bungie HQ who overheard a conversation from a bungie employee while in the line at starbucks waiting for a latte that his sister's friend ordered who he met at a party last night that some guy from activision threw who was friends with Deej's cousin that he'll be selling the gjallarhorn. CONFIRMED
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I love trolls. Seriously, laughed so hard at this. Keep it up
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-blam!- xur I'll kill that mutha-blam!-a
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Xur has a hot date, which shall be concluded at a later time...
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2 RepliesEdited by Illosopher: 1/15/2015 11:06:18 PMYou're all wrong. I hung out with Jesus and tupac last weekend, both said its either gall shorn or icebreaker.
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Cool story kid.
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Surreeeee
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I heard xur's tentacles aren't real, that being said he's selling Girl Scout cookies and magnums
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I really hope the moderators ban this shit.... Seems each week is a new, and even more, retarded trend than last week. This week it seems the theme is false rumors and religious bullshit.
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He will be there selling dissapointment and pieces of cheese
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Xur will be there selling vials of Troll tears
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And I'm Zeus. [spoiler]On the internet, nobody knows you're lying.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI know a guy who kissed a goat which works in Mongolia who has a sister who knows a cat that works at bungie xur will be selling some stuff
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Xur is leaving Destiny because of all the ungratefulness in the community. He's moved on to sell strike packages for call of duty players.....
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3 RepliesI was told by a random forum user who saw a tweet from a cat that said Xur was dating Taylor Swift now.
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No, bungie would have so many people get pissed at them. Also this is a classic. "My friend has a friends who has a friend who knows some people at bungie" Sorry, if you are right i apologize, but i doubt it.
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Sonic the hedgehog will now sell Choas as pets to help us in battle !
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Xûr got arrested for selling drugs.
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Gais u herd et hear furst! No moar Xxurr comfurmed!
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Xur will be selling diapers for crybabies. Confirmed.
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Xur is bringing exotic cookies. He thinks all this violence should stop.
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9 RepliesI hear he'll be replaced by a hive acolyte in an apron called the Muffin Man He will sell legendary muffins (which will be added to the nightfall and heroic strike drop pool) which can be bought with odd dollars (also added to loot pool) These muffins can be leveled up and used to turn marks into acendant materials
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Lmao!!!