Me and a buddy hook up with a group of kids to help them through the VOG Kid 1: 'What shotgun should I use?' Me: 'you don't need...' Kid 'I have 'bla' (starts listing the perks) Me 'shotguns arn't much use in the Vau... Kid "or this one (starts listing perks) Me 'use a fusion... Kid 'but I really like this one, but it's not maxed out' Me: gives up talking to him Kid 2 'What shader should I wear?' Me 'it doesn't matter' Kid 'how bout this one?' Kid 'or this one?' Me 'it doesn't matter' Kid 'or this one' Kid 'I like this one' Me: stops talking to him Kid 3 'can you guys wait while I go farm helium? Me 'sure, I have nothing better to do than wait...' Me: leaves fireteam