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Edited by McChilllaFoRilla:
1/13/2015 5:56:47 AM
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Chuck Norris Quotes
List the funniest Chuck Norris Jokes or lines you know.
I'll start out first... Zombie scientists predict a Chuck Norris apocalypse.
Chuck Norris beat the world poker champion with pokemon cards.
Readyyyyyy GO!
Edit 1: Loving the comments haha. Keep them coming!
Edit 2: These are awesome. Now I challenge you to make it connect with Destiny. Make up your own.
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem. It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris can do the moonwalk forward. When Michael Jackson saw this it turned him white.
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Edited by JackAce44: 1/10/2015 2:35:33 AMFor Chuck Norris...the exo stranger will Make time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain. The Hellmouth was formed when Chuck Norris sneezed in the direction of the moon. Incidentally he blew a wizard off the surface all the way to old Russia. Error code Chuck Norris permanently disables your console and every one you own after.
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Did you know chuck norris starred in all of the Star Wars movies?[spoiler]As the force[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris walked into Burger King, ordered a Big Mac ... And got it.
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Go back to the barrens
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" I violated the terms of service and was met with Chuck Norris justice."
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1 ReplyChuck Norris has a tiger skin rug in his house. The tiger isn't even dead, it's just too scared to move.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because he's afraid of the dark . The dark is a afraid of him
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Chuck Norris is the only man that can unscramble an egg.
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The boogeyman checks his closet for chuck Norris every night. Chuck Norris's beard won world war 3
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6 RepliesChuck Norris once used Fist of Havoc, that site is now known as the Hellmouth.
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They named a street after Chuck Norris in Las Vegas, but quickly had to change it.... It turns out, No One crosses Cuck Norris and lives.
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We live in an ever expanding universe al of which is running away from chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Ahem Buck Norris doesn't breath he holds air hostage
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Deej made destiny, Chuck Norris made deej. Who is this destiny? 0_o
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Edited by ChrisTre: 1/10/2015 1:14:19 AMChuck Norris was unhappy with Destiny, so he kicked it's story into oblivion.
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Chuck Norris born May 6th 1945. May 7th 1945 the [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] surrendered. Not coincidence.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants. When Chuck Norris does push-ups he's not pushing himself up he's pushing the Earth down. Destiny related: The traveler is actually one of Chuck Norris' balls. He loaned it to Earth to help fight the darkness. Gatelords originally were meant to protect the realms the Vex kept locked away from Chuck Norris. Turns out it's easier to keep them locked out of time. Chuck Norris doesn't have to push Atheon off the edge, when Atheon sees him he runs off the edge to save himself the pain. When asked how he got through the Gorgon maze solo while being spotted 1100 times, Chuck Norris commented that their gaze "kind of tickled". Chuck Norris knows where the 7th chest is in the Vault of Glass.
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Gjallahorn uses a chuck Norris rocket launcher.
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Tom Brady can throw a ball over 80 yards Chuck Norris can throw Tom even farther
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 10 people. Then it exploded. Jesus walked on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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1 Reply"If Obama is reelected, that will begin a thousand years of darkness." - He and his wife on YouTube Seriously, stop idolizing this failed actor because Spencer's has funny t-shirts.
