There's a thunderstorm outside and you just showed up on my doorstep freezing, wet, and possessionless with nowhere to go
Start with your reply
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*comes
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Do you like dragons? Cause im about to be dragon my balls across your face!
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*Gets sledgehammer to break a hole in the door* "Hey can I come in
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*Bangs on door vigorously" Hey I....I.. Need help I just got into a car accident and my wife is in pain and bleeding!!! I need help please...somebody....*begins to sob quietly*
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If you let me in, I'll teach you the way of The Fork.
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Comes in and slams dick in your vagina
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Ah, sorry for the sudden appearance but I can't go anywhere in this storm...oh, where are my manners? My name is Lucifer, what's yours?
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Let me in, for I can teach you the way of the Forklift.
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Edited by CzanMan02: 1/31/2015 7:44:41 AM*Starts stealing stuff like plates*
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I got no clue what's going on here!
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Mmmmm back in my day old sports hmm mm, we had PETTING parties, not this weak mmmmm snuggles hrnnnnn old sport.
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Please, you have to help me. I been hiding in a carcus of a dead deer from a raging leprechaun who thinks I stole his pot of gold. Did I mention your face is melting. This acid is hitting me hard. Hi. Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams, let it wash away, my sanity. Weeeeeee.
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Hello?
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Hello sir/ma'am may i please have a towel to dry myself.
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P-please help me I'm s-*shivers so cold... I don't have anything just *puppy eyes* please?
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Hello I'm freezing. May I come in?
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Hey do you happen to have a blanket or something I'm really cold right now
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*Throws rock throw window. I then enter through the broken window.* "I couldn't be bothered to knock."
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*Knocks on door*
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You wanna spoon?
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*eats cheesy potato*
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Is it still hug time?
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R u a guy or an grill?
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*Knock knock* Helloooo?
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Is it okay I bring DingleDog?
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*sits in a polished black leather chair* "Your male :3?"