Mmmm banana cream, my favorite. So anyways, me and pinkmenace sneak outside of the house, and see a hot blonde girl across the street completely surrounded by flood. We cannot let her die, and so he pulls out his trusty stick, and I my trusty bagpipes............

Good story, but I still think you're on dope. When was your last drug test?

Hmmm... Oh. I found some pie in the Taurus before I ran in. Have a slice if you want. I say that we go out, guns blazing. But we gotta be fast to barricade up the house when were done.

would you look at that. hmmm, so that explains the taurus in front of my house. Its your call bro, should we sit this fight out, or dash out there and load those little grinches with bullets?

King. I just realized something. We're in the same basement...

Brothers, will we let the flood destroy our christmas?!!! will we let them take away the reason for the season?!!!!! We will not!! Together, we can make a stand. I propose we send all our presents to that guy in Calgary, he seems to know what hes talking about. But we must hurry, I can here a flood combat form drag itself across the floor above me, making strange gurgling noises. Good God!!! Its my mother...... the world as we know it is coming to and end.

*womanily scream* AHHHH!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kingcream I was walking home from school with my friends, all a glow with christmas spirit, when 20 infection forms dashed around the corner in front of us. We tried to run, hoping that jumping over the creek would save us from this madness. My friend Morris tried to clear the icy waters, but slipped and fell. I watched as the flood devoured him mercilessly. I have just arrived home now, and as I sit, huddled in a dark basement room, telling you this, I can hear the screams of my neighbors meeting the same fate. Beware, the flood are coming!!! And on christmas Eve, when you see santas sleigh floating across the sky, stay away!!!! Gravemind is just using it to spread the flood, like in amber clad.[/quote] You saw them too? Well let me tell you [i]my[/i] tale... I was riding the bus to school, talking about trivial matters like whether or not I could make it to the movies on friday, when suddenly the bus driver slammed on the brakes, and turned the bus to the side. The bus rolled over onto its sides, tossing its passengers around like rag dolls. Once all settled down, and I wiped the blood from my eyes, I saw them. Infection forms attempting to enter the bus through the windshield. I quickly got on my feet and pulled myself to the back of the bus. The infection forms peeled away the metal like it was foil, and quickly began to devour my classmates. I grabbed the handle of the emergancy door, tugged on it untill it opened, then crawled out. On the side of the road I found a sturdt branch which I picked up as I sprinted away. As I looked back I could see the infection forms devouring other unlucky pedistreans. I kicked out the window to a Ford Taurus and unlocked the door. As I stepped in I was overjoyed to see the keys sitting in the car. I started it up and floored it home. I, too, am sitting in my basement, armed with only my paintball gun and this trusty stick. I know they are in the house- the stench is almost suffocating me. The day of rekoning is upon us- repent... [Edited on 12/20/2004 5:32:24 PM]

Or you could give the money to me...... I can use it to ......develop Flood Proof Armor, yeah Flood Proof Armor.....that's what I'll use it for.

Man we have to act fast!!! There going from north to south, ahh its like santas little helpers gone bad!!!! So maybe, just maybe, the flood are elves. Not as good looking as I thought elves would be, or as nice. And for such small little buggers, they've got quite the appetite.

Uh, weapons... yeah... I'll need a lot of guns to kill them!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xeroh Santa, under the rule of the flood, will put an infection form inside every present, and on christmas day, we'll all die! I can kill the infection forms before they get you!!! Just send all your presents on christmas day to me, thats canada, calgary, postal #******, and send a little money too![/quote] thank god, but whats the money for?

He's like that guy in the streets with funny sayings on picket signs such as "The End Is Near"

Santa, under the rule of the flood, will put an infection form inside every present, and on christmas day, we'll all die! I can kill the infection forms before they get you!!! Just send all your presents on christmas day to me, thats canada, calgary, postal #******, and send a little money too!

The message that was previously posted here was mean and had no reason to be there.(I must have had a stick up my ass when I posted it) So now it is replaced by a much better message. AAAAAH!!!! The Flood Are Everywhere We're All Gonna Die!!!!!!!!!! [Edited on 6/20/2005]